Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Women Weaklings and Wattage..


T; come on Glen don't be hatin now..folks got plenty of things to do than hang out watin for you to hold court..status updates cant go neglected ya know.... they say inquiring minds wanna know....

Glen: movember is fuckin over mutherfucker..i dont give two shits about that or what you injested last night  nor do i care what strava said....... the days are waning waiting and im not super fuckin motivated to finish off this shit..i would surmise with the exception of a few others i aint the only one feeling no love..Doesn't help getting stuck watchin the Waltons marathon..But fuck ill do anything at this point to get outta that shit..i guess we are  a little over a week out from the final here around the scene at least as the east side pride goes right T?

T: that's right..i must admit seems like the opener back september was worlds away....i often wonder what the bunnies doing..

Glen: i aint here to talk about a fake suicide...im here to the put wraps on this before i lose my fuckin mind with boredom..

T: in all do respect..i like bunnies...and im looking forward to next week and having some company around here..whats first women..weaklings?

Glen: women...i tell you there aint enough em eastside..so few i almost didnt give it much thought...

Queen Ann..I really love that old bird..id take a gal with age and experience over any perky 20 somethin any day of the week.. that being said..the Queen has been normalozed for a few years and wattage will  continue to decrease but her skill level will help her..and like the Lil Pony sometimes skills are your best asset...or not..

mmMarne: if numbers are all that you care about.. then she wins..but i catch myself not fully buying her shtick does she call TMS her home? if she does then i guess she's the real one...

thin Kelly:..like all the "Wolverine Elite Cyclocross" squad she has the heart...but her numbers just dont hold enough height when mmMarne is in town or when the Queen fires up the oven to bake those cakes..but ill give her a nod. she's a cool person....id like to see what happens when a few others would commit
 Thats a wrap..

T: weaklings...?

Glen: whats the purpose? you had me tone it down so much..cant even name names

T: i wasnt in the mood for hatin and i had feeling when you stepped in this a.m. you were gonna go that route..

Glen: all i can say is you can carry enough wattage to fill even the most outspoken fuckheads training log..but still be the weakest human to slither up to the line..i hold any average  middle of the road wattage guys biggest failures against all there highest accomplishments..i often wonder if those fuckin jack "OFF"s even get an elevated heart rate when they clip in and roll away....

T: i have no idea what in the gosh darn hell your talkin about..

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

DOPAGE!

Anonymous said...

Sitting there with your mouth full of beer
Your eyes are glazed, your face is red
Who's gonna pick you up and use you for tonight?
Not me, not me

Anonymous said...

ditto

Anonymous said...

WATTAGE!

Anonymous said...

My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile.

Anonymous said...

why u dissin lady burke?

Peanutj71 said...

I can guess who 4:44 is and thank you..dont worry...I'll be silently training away and earn my coveted TMS moniker and ranking next year.

Anonymous said...

amen

Anonymous said...

Make sure Burke tests the dope first, wouldn't want a bad reaction

Peanutj71 said...

I only get the primo shit.

Peanutj71 said...

I only get the primo shit.

Anonymous said...

phhh

Anonymous said...

Incoherent.

Anonymous said...

When Mrs. Burke starts racing Elite, she'll get her props. Until then, keep silently training and you'll get there.

Anonymous said...

word