Tuesday, January 15, 2013


"Everybody wants to know what I’m on. What am I on? I’m on my bike, busting my ass six hours a day"

Normally folks as shocking as it may seem i try to keep my mouth shut on subjects, people and places i no little about...but over the many years of reign one has to be a fools fool, not see any of this coming...quite honestly i have no opinion one way or the other about anyone of those human beings and there going ons..I know i may take alotta heat from this..but like in history..if you can see past the silly sport of cycling and all its fluff and money..there was good inside all this so-called evil human..what the hell T? ..in my meaningless opinion..maybe the decade of denial and lies...gave days, months and years to those that only dreamed of being as strong as Zeus..maybe those feelings hopes and dreams kept them around for another birthday, another grandchild's first day of school, another sunrise... another wedding and another day to watch there children play...i dunno i aint saying lying, cheating and stealing is right....but in scope of the world its just riding a bike...

hate on T all you want..cause in the TAO of Chuck
I’ve had so many knives stuck into me, when they hand me a flower I can’t quite make out what it is. It takes time.

think about it before your next status update.

56 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let the haters hate and the dopers dope. I'll still kick their asses.

Anonymous said...

amen

Anonymous said...

Type A posters-As we saw w Lance only way you beat dopers is by joining the club.

Anonymous said...

IL kick your old mans ass too!

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ, have someone proofread your ramblings. "Their" vs "there", "know" vs "no" ...it's painful seeing an adult that can't you's uNglish properlee

Anonymous said...

History is written by the winners of wars, not the entire cast of characters who play on the stage before it's over. The records are pasteurized and the characters made to surrender are demonized. What's lost during this processing and distillation is the gray area of the present choices we make. That strange two tone place we all find ourselves: somewhere between right and wrong. If the choice we take leads to success, the choice was ultimately the right one. If we end in failure or flames, the choice is deemed immoral or wrong. Sometimes even the history of the past can be re written when the world you lived in turns upside down. At this point you're doomed and the mob will judge you. All you've made, all you've thought was right...it's all just wrong now. There isn't anything you can do. You're screwed. So take a second to put yourself in the hated persons shoes and remember that gray moment before you took the first step on the journey to failure. We've all done it...but it takes real and meaningful thought to accept that we've all made those mistakes before. Some of us just build careers and lives on them. Others just watch and cheer, until the world turns up side down, then we jeer.

Anonymous said...

Pass the acid, please.

Anonymous said...

8:35 PM
i like Ts rambling no matter how poor his Unglish is. and if its too Payneful for you dont cum heir

Anonymous said...

9:08 PM
excellent

Anonymous said...

DOPAGE!

Anonymous said...

T no he cant write. get over it
or go home.

Mister T said...

yo, 8:35 im always open to new things anytime you wanna give me a few grammar lesson or quick refresh and review im down with that.just let me know if you offer online classes or chin2chin.

chunky dunker said...

T bring on the Tits and Ass! I need something to look at as Im starting getting bored on my trainer. Nothing like hot chics with tats! Especially that R2-D2 chic.

Anonymous said...

what am I on? I'm on my bike, on the trainer or in the snow, busting my ass like 4 hours a week!

Anonymous said...

word

Anonymous said...

we give everything it’s own purpose & meaning beyond it’s plain & simple truth & logic
which is why we constantly contradict ourselves cos we don’t set ourselves up to do anything else

everything is what it is

Anonymous said...

i think everyone should just enjoy every ride.

Anonymous said...

really nothing has changed
we’re still like kids on the playground only paying attention to those who chase us & play along w/ our selfish lil’ games.

Anonymous said...

anon 9:52 said "paynful"


CHODAGE!

Anonymous said...

DOPAGE!

Anonymous said...

This is the delusion of many amateur riders I know who take PEDs.
They think they are not cheating, but that the PEDs are somehow magically
unlocking their true potential, a very little talked-about side-effect of riders who win races while doped.

Anonymous said...

What about riders on T to boost their performance, this should be talked about.

chunky dunker said...

Thanks T!

Anonymous said...

id be curious to know on how many of the riders around us really do "do it"

Anonymous said...

just tryna to be a real, free, & true exception to all the worlds bullshit

Anonymous said...

alot of masters guys

Anonymous said...

IN MICHIGAN? honestly? with no disrespect the masters field with the exception of maybe two riders (that normally race 1/2) is not too hard. if our local masters riders ever went to nationals they would get creamed. probably i suppose by other dopers.

maybe your right

Anonymous said...

Another little talked sbout side effect is being a boastful asshole

Anonymous said...

Is it when you speak your opinion or give the honest truth it is often confused by overly sensitive people as being an asshole?

why do people hate hearing the truth? but dislike liars so much?

Anonymous said...

Boasting or asshole?

its a fine line

Anonymous said...

The magnitude and global hatred by a community should tell you something. Not everyone is wrong.

Anonymous said...

If a non-bike racer came to this place and read the posts and comments, they'd conclude that we're as fucked-up as they already think we are. And they're mostly right. What a bunch of idiots who worry so much about what other people do or say in this insignificant little subculture. To everyone else, we're just roadblocks in spandex.

Anonymous said...

i agree, i know people that come here, (that have no interest or are not cyclist in general) the express they like the content IE banter and T babble but are completely in awe in the comments. go figure

Anonymous said...

Cuz there's alot of T happening!
Go to any high school or gym and there is alot of dope going on. why is this local scene any different? Ton of steroids in school athletics, so we are to believe that it stops in the local cycling scene....give me a break, it's worse.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure most people appreciate the realities of drug use. No one really dopes in MI at any level worth caring about. If USADA or USAC start turning up for piss tests at amateur races they'll only catch pot smokers and people who don't know how to even fill out the drug exception forms. Having raced with those who have been caught red handed I can tell you, when they throw down you know it. Imagine a regionally stacked break away of 18 riders being dropped by a single rider. TT power houses go to the front and still get outright dropped. That's the kind of boost we're talking about here.

Anonymous said...

TRUTH.

Anonymous said...

8:14 PM - That reminds me, aren't there a few misceners who are involved in high school athletics? One of em's been under suspicion for a while.

Anonymous said...

Doping doesn't turn everyone pro, it just makes
you better then you naturally could be. I could be doped
to the gills and wouldn't be winning cat 1 road races
so in that case nobody should care, but I would be
faster then I am now.

Anonymous said...

interesting

Anonymous said...

BOO-yah!!!

Anonymous said...

you can take my carbon fibre bike when you can pry it from my cold dead hands.

dope

Anonymous said...

yea, well you take my dope when you pry it from my cold dead ass.

Anonymous said...

okay

Anonymous said...

I know that he is what he is, but for the sake of remembering that he's not Satan, but but a weak link in a bad system...

“Like I said: you live by the sword, you die by it. You choose your battles in life. And when you’re riding with a big sword you’re going to die by it,” Holm, an Omega Pharma-Quick Step director sportif, said of Armstrong earlier this month.

But there’s something else on Holm’s mind when it comes to the former world champion.

“I remember back in 2004, I was diagnosed with bowel cancer. It was very nasty. I was going to die from it. Had less than 50/50 to survive that shit you know?” he said. “One thing I remember very clearly was when it was in the public in February of 2004, right when it became public, one of the first guys to call me … was Lance Armstrong. Later, he was e-mailing me. He said if we were struggling he would take care of my treatment… he really made the effort to help me. Trying to support me. Somehow, it helped me in my head. It really helped me.”

Later that year he called Holm, sent him a yellow bracelet and invited him the to the Tour — a race Holm himself finished seven times.

Asked if it’s been too easy to make Armstrong into a bad guy these days, Holm isn’t so sure.

“I wouldn’t’ touch on that. I just keep in mind, especially for me, that he did something good also. And that’s when I was very much on my knees,” he said. “I mean. He did something good also, huh? Like I said, he did what he did, he paid the price. That’s life. He did something for people with cancer. He did something for me.”

Just sayin' that he didn't have too, had no reason too and would have made no money from.

Anonymous said...

so true.

Anonymous said...

What's a good length to manscape pubes? T makes that shit grow wild.

Anonymous said...

Ask Tom Clark

Anonymous said...

PUBAGE!

Anonymous said...

CLARKAGE!

Anonymous said...

HATE! Hater hater

Anonymous said...

Frankie should just shut his mouth.
there's CHOADGAGE for ya

Anonymous said...

“When you want to know how things really work, study them when they’re coming apart.

Anonymous said...

9:46pm Thanks for the insight. You definitely lived itmore first hand than anyone else here.

Anonymous said...

what he said^

Anonymous said...

we are all human, some more or more intensily than others.

is what it is....

Anonymous said...

we're all doomed by our inherent ignorance.