We all get old

We all get sick

We all suck some dirty hobo's dick.

The problem with today's white coat guess workers is they want to treat your symptoms.  After all you have to get back to eating and American dream straight from the hands of Mickey Mouse and Ronald McDonald.  Lately the rumors have been flying about testing this up coming season.  To help with some mouth breathing I want to throw some knowledge at you Sceners.  Maybe this will help, maybe it will just arm the haters...

First off USADA is your master for saying you're drugs are making you faster...so keep up on their BS rules: http://www.usada.org/

Secondly...you can find an easily search able database of what could get you a popped here:  
 http://www.globaldro.com

Last but not least If are taking something that's naughty you can file a Therapeutic Use Exemption (T.U.E.) form with USADA: http://www.usada.org/tue

It also never hurts to google the duration a drug will remain in your system.  If you are taking an out of competition legal drug and don't plan on returning to competition before it disappears from your yellow stream of guilt...then don't bother with any of this shit.  No one says they go around testing folks who submit useless forms, but you never know.  Bureaucracy is slow and the blame always resides with the guilty, until proven innocent. 

Dope on you sick fucks...but remember the mob rule loves to burn people...especially in this terminal state of despair.  All anyone hears is 'positive'.  They never hear for what, or when it was taken.