Rules of the Road.

1.Names on frames, if you cant figure out which bike is yours.. you need to focus less on riding and more on reading.

2. Single speed bicycles. is there such a thing as a single speed car?( known as a broken car in Today's world.)

3. Mirrors on Bicycles, I don't think your going to dodge that car.

4. Recumbent bicycles, if your in such bad shape you have to sit down to ride a bicycle, maybe its time to hang em up.

5. Whining about an injury longer than 48hrs (No one cares or wants to hear about the crash..again..)

6. Tubular tires on training rides..quit pretending..

7. Wearing any world or national championship jersey, unless you earned it...pathetic..

8. Talking any wattage numbers unless its with your real coach..(once again know one cares or believes the numbers that could drop Alberto Contador)

9.  Half wheeling..(if you don't know this your a suspect)

10.Wearing a visor while road riding.. the sun isn't that bad, sell the tubular tires and buy a 10 pair of sunglasses

11.Wearing a Bandanna while road riding (OK if your Pantani)

12.Wearing a hat backwards while road riding.(OK if your going over 50)

13.Riding without socks that don't cover the ankles (OK if your a Triathlete)

14. Wearing any compression garment if your body fat is over 20%  (known in your case as a girdle)

15.Breaking your word in a race ( if you have to break your word to win a club race you need to seriously analyze your priorities.)

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16. Strava....quit pretending