Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Tuesday with Lemmy


Since this is unofficially my last  full Tuesday stint of 2013 i said what the hell..lets go completely off the cuff and shoot from the leather belt studded hip...I mean honestly...something got my my crusty burned out mind working a few days ago...Do beautiful people have better sex?...I know I know you bastards are squirming in your over priced caffeinated morning chair...cuz this aint about biking.or this past weekends race at Stoney or B-ham or how so and so swept the field up or what the fuck ever team took what.....but it is in a sense..don't fade on me..but you know what i mean you've scene them... there out there..at the coffee shop, playground, the beach, yoga class, spin class chemistry class..picking there kids up from school....there everywhere..what the fuck.. you maybe one..and if you are one..its highly likely your significant other is probably one as well...
like a fine handcrafted beautiful sculptured steel or titanium two wheel machine made here with good ol Kid Rock pride.... or a composite lightweight body crafted by careful tiny fingers in some far off land..  ...both look really sweet but do they ride as good and bring as much simple joy as that out of the box 6061 double triangle... I know its a fucked up thing ....  image and self confidence is everything..yoga pants, big fun glasses..bright white teeth.. and over printed T's..are mirror image to the cycling world of big 58mm Carbons with brand name logos emblazoned all over them like Dick Trickles Monte Carlo...or  multiple colored Lego pieced jawbones and helmets that look like props from a 70's Lucas film....all of it is stark contrast to simple flannel, 501's and Chinese made logo less carbon copies..

i dunno maybe its just a little T..either that or Ive spent too much time standing too close to the Marshal stack all these years..so in all conclusion only those that are or own know the answer..Id be lying if i didn't say I often wished i was...I don't have so-called bucket list... but if i did..i hope i don't die wondering......

"Too Good To Be True"

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

RODDAGE!

Anonymous said...



it's confident people that have better sex

Anonymous said...

NICE!

Anonymous said...

it's the truth! whether your confidence comes from beauty on the outside, beauty on the inside, someone else's praise or love, whatever... confidence is the ticket to better sex.

Anonymous said...

amen

Anonymous said...

The ticket to better sex is having yourself a hot chick.