CROSS NAZI

1.Aero helmets....aww come on.. cav dont do cross, this aint no road race.. besides aint that shit hot?
2.any warming greasy shit.. above sixty three degrees..quit posing.. warm up properly..
3.Roadbikes with knobbies..commit and buy another bike.
4.water bottles..you can go 50 minutes without drinking..... trust me..
5.remove any blinky light  Burke can see you clear enough when he laps your butt..see # 11
6.popping a gel @ 28 minutes..that stuff isnt gonna help beat the Das German
7.Skinsuit on thick dogs..thats a fashion thing... dont do it..
8.wheels only in the pit..see #3..
9.SS in the geared class you dont get that out.. race single speed asshole..
10.29ers.......  only if your SIMONSTER
11.seat bags wtf are you gonna fix?.............. leave that shit at the car
12 any computer device on your bars. tracking data wont help when the Pony and Bunny ride away
13.knee warmers without arms covered see #7..
14.misplaced call ups. do yourself a favor ..get out of the Black Aces way, while you can still breathe
15.Baggy shorts suck it up... no ones lookin at you anyways...