Friday, November 22, 2013


Bloomer

1.1998 The lil Pony wins the inaugural race beating metro bikes Curt Johnson and all around hard guy Jason Swatloski..Jerome Pelloriti finishes 14th wearing a sweat shirt combat boots and chain wallet. DC is winning the B race on a Headshock Fatty cross bike..only to pull out 100 meters from the finish..weird.. 

2.1999 Brett Robinson wins the state championship on a flat bar redline conquest against a solid field

3.  October 8th 2000 Lil Pony takes down Russ Tiles and roadie fast man Brian Adams,JB Hancock has the ride like no other and goes 10th.. the Black Ace wins the once $lucrative$ masters race. Jody Koch wins the womens race.

4.December 3 2000, the Lil pony takes down the same three again. The Wiz wins B men 29 and under, also on a headshock equipped Cannondale crossbike..still cant figure that guy out... and Joberon Brewchampski takes down the B men 30-39 on a mtb..

5..October 7th 2001 the lil pony wins by almost 2.5 minutes over future junior cyclocross national champion Mike House from Go-mart

6.November 18th 2001 the new guy using a 50tooth front chainring and yet to be seen double brake levers  Jon the Black Ace Card  wins against the lil pony Scotty Q and some guy US Postal rider.

7. September 21st 2002 The lil Pony wins again..Ron Stack Riding a mountain bike has the ride of his life finishes second ahead of the Jon the Black Ace Card. the younget Howard bros wins 18under B race

8.November 24th 2002 the Lil Pony wins the state championship against west sides Russ Tiles and some kid named Brent Bookwalter Queen Anne comes on the scene finish second

9.October 10th 2003 Host the first Michigan UCI race Jeremy powers beats a small field on a ragged out K2 cross bike. The Lil Pony finishes 3rd. Queen Anne wins..and Robert Foshag wins the Masters 35+ ...day 2 Jon Card gets second just getting edged out by Adam Myerson.

10.November 16th 2003 on wet rainy cold Sunday afternoon The Tailwind/Cane creek dream team of current and future state champions  Jeff Weinert, Jon Card and Jer Walker go 1/2/3

11, September 25th 2004 the lil Pony wins again Joe Brown wins masters 45 and Tim Saari wins B men.

12.October 2nd 2005 The Cane Creek duo of Jeff Weinert and Jon Card go 1/2 with Mike Wissink holding off SIMONSTER ...Patrick Russell wins C men and Dc doesn't finish

13.November 26th 2006 the imfamous Blue Wave of Jon Card, Robert Foshag, Jeff Weinert and Jer Walker take 4 of the top five spots only to be broken up by the now leader of the  Red Army Mike Wissink... Raechel Steele is hauling ass by now.. the Hippy Matt Ashley wins C-men on a Trek roadbike

14 September 30th 2007 The Wiz beats the black Ace and SIMONSTER on his march to his first State Championship,  Patrick Russell wins B men Cruz Bogey wins C men

15.November 23rd 2008 the Wiz beats out Essex brass Tim Saari in a 4 up battle against Saturn of Toledos Robert Foshag and Giant of Michigans Jeff Weiner, Matt Willing wins B men and Jgood Starts coming on the scene with a win in C men beating JTP and the cross-bastard wins the old farts

16.Sunday November 22nd 2009 the Wiz wins again only to be overshadowed by  some shitty riding on Tim Saaris part.. that was brought to a boil when the the Lil Pony went old school Greystone on him. Queen Anne wins again...Clint Verran wins B over Danny Gerwo and JGood  Jmak also rans Brandon Goocher beats the now super quick Richard Rainville in the battle of ankle biter set

17.November  2010 Tom Burke does what nobody has done all season and takes down the German version of Ivan Drago.


20 comments:

Anonymous said...

JTP! Oh hells yeah! What an eff'n douche

Anonymous said...

The Weinert Saari brawl if you can call it that. Maybe the funniest thing ever.. Two 125lb dudes rolling around on the ground in skin suits. Epic homo eroticism.

Anonymous said...

Typical dickhead Weinert

Anonymous said...

I woulda kicked Saaris ass too he rode like a jackass

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, he's Saari for it.

Anonymous said...

now that's FUNNY!

Anonymous said...

Who is John Gault?

Henrietta Collins said...

Typical anon douche calling out the Pony for no reason

Anonymous said...

amen

Anonymous said...

Looks like reason above.....just sayin

Anonymous said...

i cant quite figure the whole pony hate thing. maybe i have missed something in the last 15 years. if so fill me in.
The guy shows up races doesn't really speak to anyone positive or negative. doesn't gloat post pointless around the clock updates on how his weekend went or didn't.

just does what he does. when all the haters come and go the guy is still doing what he loves.
save the time posting the no-one cares negative crap and lose some weight, (cuz you are probably fat and cranky) win some bike races and be a better person and STFU.

Anonymous said...

now that's DOPAGE!

Anonymous said...

Well I would say fighting after a race is pretty good reason, maybe him DEMANDING respect from the younger riders, or maybe him referencing himself 3rd person...

Anonymous said...

9:45 pm.

1. Let us know if you've never gotten into a fight in your life.

2. The fact that you've stated that he demands respect pretty much states that you don't know what you're speaking about. I.E. Ask the racers that would know...Ace, Foshag, Bunny, The German, Burke, Wissink, Walker, ah, heck...even ask Sari if you want. They will once again confirm that you're wrong.

3. Ask anyone that would know...again the riders listed above who've raced and had to "deal" with the Ponly the most in the last ten+ years if he speaks in 3rd person. Don't ask your Facebook "Friends" or anyone else that's never even spoken to Weinert.

Once again...you're wrong.

And I'm not Weinerts friend.

Anonymous said...

Im not the above guy, and have ridden with Weinert a couple times. While he isn't a warm friendly guy, I didn't have a problem with him. Didn't hear any third person talk. Just rode, some occasional light conversation. When I could talk that is. Dudes fast. I am fat.

Surly Bastard said...

Aw, the Bloomer memories, thanks for bringing them back. I remember the brawl. It was like an amazing bull-dogging take-down move on bikes instead of horses and cows. Really sweet. Better way to sort things out instead of today's anon-smears.

Anonymous said...

word to your mutha bastard

Anonymous said...

Surly is dead on, but if you ask that smug DFL mother fucker, he is right about everything. So much hate, so little heart.

Anonymous said...

6:10 am.

"Right" wins races. Maybe you should be "right" more often.

Anonymous said...

CHUNKAGE!