Thursday, November 21, 2013


This dont mean i aint got no fuckin life cuz i do mother fucker..like an onion there are many layers..its because of that i aint gonna drag this out all fuckin week/end..it aint that fuckin hard..i got shit to do..favors arent paid in hours or quantity..
lookin over the PT files it aint too muther fuckin hard to figure out who puttin out and who's suckin the lemon..remember when the series was nearly there?  its at best thin now ...
besides that fuck i dunno shit and i just made all this bullshit up to please T

lookin at the big picture heres how that shit looks..above national avg of 330..
sitttin in at  number 1 on the pile as of right now..the nod has to that wattage machine German bastard..vanilla may be the flavor and style doesn't dictate but in the end watts win ...but its close

his team in a similar plain brown wrapper but with contents of a greater sum ..Tom Burke holds LT pretty fuckin dam near..

rolling in at number three within the same ball park  Adam the Bunny York..although regular results wouldn't reflect it..he is like a ford pinto with a 427 side oiler stuffed under in its combustible trunk. always searchin for traction to leave the numbers on the ground like fuckin greasy ass skid marks..its a hard guess which is higher his watts.. total travel miles, or dollars spent..

number 4 numbers aside but on a skill level and bag of tricks that if my next  litter was on the line to ride top 10 for one lap only  at any UCI race near this shit hole..i gotta give props to the Lil Pony all the while the rest of his crew is out there beating each other up..lil pony sits and carves that shit out waiting for that chilly ass day out west..

Aaron Beebe rounds out in at number 5..last years pick as the crosser of the year..got the nod and call up from the band everyone loves to hate..its safe to assume he puts out more juice than the pony but a skill, experience and overall fuckin craftyness shit leaves him here at 5..fast guy in all respect

there are others..Parmachicken, the Whiz..Wells Underwood..etc..but ill leave that up you


Standard issue 275-320...

How many years has that Lil British fool been pittin it on..hell he should get the tailwind life achievement award..he holds a slight advantage over the micsene version of Ts greatest rival

 Monte -San0-prod..pulls in at second with the same numbers as above..although results may be a tad better..its still a break even

Wade Burch...results are few but...numbers could be louder than quantity 

Jgood what can i say but that fuckers got heart..but Christ muther fuckin sake he is all over the map this fall..quieted the nay Sayers a few weeks back with a win at vets park..that alone bumped his ass up at least 3 spots on this useless ranking..god dam if he can old come good in 3 weeks

Older man

P Russell hands down the grey leader of the old men..racing out of state with the germen crew couldn't hurt one bit..
DC.NO one beats DC..except on an occasion..his numbers are near the upper deck but..he runs like a diesel..
Rich Stark steady at around mid range.
Seamen lowest of older men but benefits from experience which keeps him within the top 5

Elite females.
too few gone too quick..man remember when there were all these chicks racing cross? me neither... thats too bad cuz chicks racing bikes is cool in my book...but its the way it is..i fuckin dont see it changing..

no numbers were turned in.for the following
i would love to through out the lower end of the spectrum but in class/field that is centered around the fun aspects numbers and intervals shouldn't be the muther fuckin concern..just ride your bike and drink shitty beer


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

JGOOD! DOPAGE! splains everything

Anonymous said...

eat garbage

Anonymous said...

Need some local testing for all the local T Bags

Anonymous said...

SUCKAGE!

Anonymous said...

CHUNKAGE!