Fat bikes at cross races, gravel grinders on balance bike, slow rolls with glocks, unicycle 100 milers..fondos with numbers..cutting roots so you can win the KOM.....Tri geeks on dirt roads crying about strava segments..B racers with two fully pimped out rigs in the pits ...dudes dressing in drag hiding in the woods rubbing a batch off by hand...
what in bloody fucking hell has happened to all of us..have we all gotten that god dam bored with ourselves that we must keep making shit so twisted and fucking complicated

 the  running world has the beer mile..I suggest we do cocaine hot laps for Michigan pints

fucking god save yourself...