Monday, October 13, 2014

the state of the state, origin of the feces and dinosaurs stuck in the void of Vietnam


I aint stoppin by fishing for hits..grammar is worse than ever..aint got no gun to your head..get my drift.........haven't read the latest on Tantra and i sure as hell haven't had any strippers inside my camper in the last three days..make sense? this is just a rant..as if flogging a dead horse with Kogels best  i didn't think it would go back to the origins..self titled self nick named and selfish SNAFU....all these apples don't far from our own tree fools...lets compare this ill composed turd to our current situation this ..and is a situation...dont be blind...I aint here hatin...im just trying to wrap my mind and the small minds of few others in my teeny tiny circle all the while holding back crocodile tears.....you got all this racing going on in around and not enough riders to even call it a success.....what happened..is it a just a Michigan thing..is it because we only border two..can we blame the Murder city..seems like the west side isnt as effected with this issue as much and for crying out loud its less 2 hrs away...have we gotten so lazy..and why in the hell can a guy on a fat tire bike beat the shit outta dudes on regular bikes at there own game..i gotta think if he  was on the "right" bike even Don could get a little lift off without recommend dosage. I aint no buckeye fan but man o man i sometimes sit in a  halo of green envy when i see the turn outs they pull...and then my mind wanders..to that ever revolving constant play list from the 90's...Hootie, Barenaked Ladies, The Tragically Hip.The Spin Doctors Steve Winwood.....oooh the Barenaked ladies for christ sake god save me..save me from..a fuckin swag bag of Hammer induced  worst case of cross gut  i ever had...watching three left over grunge tweekers hacky sacking and swapin stories..will it get better..will it re surge to a new more vivid time..will wearing the same jersey and short make you a team player..will you sacrifice your own inner driven ego... how about the pro deals..is it really a deal? or is it just another way to tell those who are ignorant to the world we breathe we are sponsored...sponsor..yea riiight.....im using we cuz im stuck in the middle of it...i heard someone say  few days ago...quoting a movie...y'all going to Vietnam and y'all gonna die...like booking flight on a doomed plane....the only way step off is step out..chasing chickens and making believe..its ok when time is running out .....dam im rambling and checking out on why even i checked in...
give it some thought...we need to find a way to save this shit before we all end up listening to the Barenaked ladies....

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is a time and a place for fat bikers and mullets, not at a CX race. Save it for the XC skiers, they enjoy hosting fat bikers on their trails anyway.

Anonymous said...

i dunno that dude is scary ass fast no matter what!

Anonymous said...

i like that guy, he's got balls!

Anonymous said...

If i was a promoter in this state i wouldn't care if people showed up on recumbents.

Anonymous said...

will you be my yoko ono?

Anonymous said...

Of course

Anonymous said...

Fatbikes don't belong in CX.. Unless you can win on one.

OVCX is well run, well promoted. Their results get posted to their facebook page before our local race series can get them posted to the bus.

Anonymous said...

good point!

Anonymous said...

fat bikers suck fat dickers