Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Like swimming in the sweat of million orgy's.


There aint too many things that gets in T's craw like getting woken from a soft hazy slumber of foggy lands with a flannel wearing Midwestern gal...wanna make T unhappy ..besides the fact those slacking ass's at Tailwind cant even post results in a certain time frame....that will do it..havin lift off and checking to see if he made it...."a no call no show" from that worn out ol bastard got me walking around this dimly lit place wringing my fist...but i got this shit i can punch it so none of you miss any chance keeping  folks happy makin bread..and kissing babies...Cross aficionados got there wish..Ma Natre gave em what they wanted...its hard to be original in a situation like this I aint calling that Psycho Saari thing a come back..fool still ridin the same ass yellow pads he ran back three god dam years ago..but being light and still having decent wattage will give you the nod...but aint calling it comeback till that throw back team puts him on the road...whatta about B-Rad...and Jgood...no love lost for thick ass dude you still haul...If had an award to give for power to weight ratio and still be able fuck shit up..Id have you on the top box signing plastic titties.....To say i had a small tear in the corner of my left eye would be an understatement..not seeing Burke get it this year had me near suicide watch..but i didnt make the call..The Hoe-fie kid is gonna be good...the scene needed him like some anon said months back...id have to say an award should go to him for the dude that saved tailwind elite cross 2014 thanks buddy....keep at it ..the podium has not seen a team sweep since the Old Blue Wave days..how Ironic that one of those fools was standing the Lil Pony smoother than all the Hennessy and licorice in my cupboard that guy is...dam...sucka probably had less than 19 in tubies....dam makes me day dream to wanna be with Beyonce ....and now unlike the anger erection that i woke with i feel alittle weepie....The Bunny in all his hardness got the thing he deserved the most...aint nobody harder than fool..even in the mud the dude rode like another worn out bastard puts it chainless...there is no better representation what hard work, sacrifice and dedication than the bunny i cant say no more cuz aint no more to say..

oh.................................and fuck yo grammar

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anger erection !

Anonymous said...

Tailwind needs to get there shit together.. If your old chubby cat3 like me you have to wait 3 hours to get results and awards.. wtf.

Bang that shit out.

Great ride by York.

chunky dunker said...

I got my sharpie ready... Bring on the plastic titties!

Anonymous said...

AMEN

Henrietta Collins said...

HELL yeah to plastic TITTIES!

Henrietta Collins said...

Sounds like Tailwind is on life support...

Anonymous said...

Perement life alert