Man pants, what they are not

Let T say this...... Im only speaking to a select few....no one in particular but those that know..know...if you dont "get it" your reading is worse than my grammar..

First let us determine what they are not..they are not just slacks ....they are not just britches or trousers....or Khakis...No way there more than just that...
Maybe the ones you think you own are them... they may have designs on the ass like a wedding cake..maybe you call em your Dickies..Z Cavariccis..Diesels, Jordache..Levis..Cords...Carharts...etc ....maybe you wear em when your going out listening to Van Halens Beautiful girls..and when the nights over if your lucky there lying in a crumpled bundle at the foot of your bed after last nites sticky fumbles...maybe you think you own a pair..

Second...don't make the crucial mistake or assumption of confusing man pants with the pro deal hook up or that sponsored swag ...no no no..it aint like that..

Third if your still not convinced there not the above mentioned... lets determine a few symptoms that may be holding you back from making the correct correlation and helping you unlock possible stored potential...Im sure some of you are dealing with slacks that are uncomfortable..but in a fair sense of the word...that's a false symptom....what if there  too short ..no one wants to see the sox that shoulda been used for rag back in 02..maybe those trousers are  riding too high above those hip bones cuttin off circulation to your special purpose...its ok pull that shit down a bit no one says ya have to have ya back side dragging like that piece shit 76 Cutlass supreme parked in front of my house with expired plates..homie needs to move that shit before i make a call...maybe they are already to low..like you aint got no booty..whatever the case may be..... if you think or you know you own a pair...it aint all fabric, thread and style that make up your man pants....if your as confused about this as you are the plan your trying to follow....maybe Ts panel of opinionated asshole can spread some light on your plight..

speak to you soon
T