Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Butter


What is Tomke trying to tell us here?...me and that crusty old bastard used to spend countless hours cussing and discussing rating and debating small portions of our life..things meaningless to you all happy go lucky folks...things that couldn't even fill a bottle cap with even the most decently constructed shit post....but that dont matter cuz in T's world things dont move in the same as sane folks specially not when you missed the Petticoat Junction re-run premier cuz you had been up all nursing a sick Tabby ..maybe it was the full belly of Nacho's..I dont know...but one thing me and that ol fool can agree on is everything has meaning...like why i eat this butter right out of the tub...

But seriously living in a place were drinking Busch n driving is looked upon as a right of passage...your weight room is on the porch, old cars are used as privacy fences and everyone is born with a motor between there legs and has a motocross track three steps from there hot tub....whats Tom telling us..Is he one with the bike..he is all the wattage? maybe he is high? I wonder how his bike and component sponsor feels...saying fuck you i don't need no stinking soulless plastic parts to kick the shit out of the rest of dope fiends..I AM IT! ..maybe its just a euro-fuck thing..i dont know...I am just god dam blessed that tobacco chewing fucking guy in the jacked up F350 super duty that coaled me last weekend doesn't pay no attention to the silly world of pro cycling....cuz i wouldn't be here wasting your time...

PEACE fools

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am even more confused cause his fucking cassette is on the wrong side. How are you going to get any engagement like that? The fucking make believe chain, on the invisible bike, is going to be spinning in the air.

Anonymous said...

good point

Anonymous said...

Is Tomke as lethal as BRad, he's so PRO

Anonymous said...

check Dc's jock!