That aint Hard...Flying clear blue easy after the second bottle of Mogen David aint either...and four consecutive hours of Hee Haw ...nope....got that too....but that got T to thinkin....whats the old sports adage..they say number two tries harder..T used to believe in that ..T always gave things a try twice just in case he screwed up the first time or was too naive to appreciate it....but now T kinda thinks that saying is lame......sometimes two gets soo dam close...it expands all its juice to get there...what about three? i kinda think three is a non factor...someone often gets less attention...that's why T always plays on the four card....things just seem better in fours...soo much good shit comes in fours...
But that all being said...why is that four can often provoke soo many different emotions in folks...some sooo god dam good and other that just make a normal souls face cringe with that finer shade of fleshy high blood pressure red....two words, eight letters total four for each........................... this word come to mind..."dick head...yep..dick head" where did it come from...rumor has it was white a collar thing..business men in meetings sitting at board room tables sports jackets off collars buttoned up all tight and shit..stressed...there faces would turn red..yep just like the above mentioned....isnt that veeered? ....But about taking control of every four way stop in your life.......its a rant and its Ts rant so let him rant..Four way stops...maybe you have maybe you haven't................observe that most fucks cant figure out a four way stop to save there dam sorry life.... the concept is quite simple right? ..maybe its a control mentality...T cant wait for passive grey hairs,cougars and milfs with smart phones crammed to there Revlon cheek bones..T's concept..... no eye contact roll up... wait milliseconds and roll through...better yet..if your the second car from the corner...spy the four corners any of the above mentioned....eye for cops..get on the bumper of the car in front of you and tailgate that bitch through the intersection...its a dice roll but what the fuck...so is life....
Cake: eat it everyday
Junk: we have too much
MBRA:this year
Power: always need more
Dope: fuck it
Drop: not always easy
Beer: see cake
Stop: see dope
Less: is more
More: see Beer
Bike: T's brand of Jock strap
Food: see it eat it
Love: soo much of it
Ramp: it up
Gray: sometimes
Wine: see Cake
Jerk: yep
Hate: see love
What: for?
Cold: sick of it
Sick: house
Roll: another
MMBA: enuf
Butt; just love em
Gary: Coleman
Jump: Off
Open: Shut
List:this
Cliff: see above
Shit: insert your idea
Hard: droppin the bunny
Milf: that bells keg
Tits: her new ones
AAVC: soon
Fork: without you don't ride
Tire:easy
Luck: none
None:Luck
Crap; see shit
Over: It
Blow; Job
Suck: me
Fuck:you
Dick: Head
Shit: eat
Lose:win
Hump:die
Tits:pussy
Mista T: jerk
Glen:Danzig
Mess: Mike
Pedal: File
USAC: crooks
Seat: Toilet
Hair:Pie
Rope; hang
Rush: Working man
Aphex:twin
Roof: Splat
Jack: Daniels
Lick:it up
Mike: Wiz
What: hes doing
Phat: ass
Shut: up
Glow: after
Snow: blow
Fuck: This.....
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