AXL. i know im just another fat guy..I  know my chin is fuckin saggin..hair is falling out...so the fuck what... Ok  so  i haven't  had the pleasure of ol Steph in years....but that dont mean i cant still fuckin Rock n Roll at least i aint trying to make a few extra bucks baby sitting or doing a stint on celebrity rehab..dam that Tawny was a crazy bitch wasn't she.... shit...dam near killed  Dave...and all that dont mean crap cuz i can still jack jaws when i have too...the more things change the more they stay the same..

T: the Miscene road scene..unless you wanna talk cross..?

AXL: i tell you when i wanna talk cross mutherfucker...now is not the time..

T: roadscene 15..8 minutes and the clock is running....

AXL..boy howdy..fucking all the stakes ride high @ the local midweek worlds and strava domination  seems to be a big dick thing for some..good tool though just used for the wrong reason...

T: what about Strava?

AXL..next Monday

T: sigh

AXL: stick to the format..the roadscene mind you bitches i aint hatin but lets face the facts who the fuck set up that schedule?  August looked thinner than the last supermodel i boned..the old Murder city weekend looks to be a lil anti-climatic..no dis-credit to the state Crit championship..but lets face the facts fuckers..IMO the field was soft...didnt say probably wasn't hard....look at the Gaslight crit..now i hear that shit was really hard..ya know with corporate and all..the only thing harder was waiting for whoever the fuck makes the protest call to make a god dam decision about the gripe in the 1/2 field
what the hell was that about...?

T: id admit the MBRA series is lacking just something..

AXL: id say so looks like someone with balls has stepped into to set it straight..but that being said... i think with that new Harvey guy stepping in and cleaning up the mess that was left...shit is gonna be good..i like that guy!!!!..im betting on a good 16....but back to the mbra.... fuck an award would be nice...not a year after..ill let the lagging website slide..but fuck give that Stange kid something that fucker road around that shitty boulder infested Cone course on a fuckin Mountianbike...wtf  just to get points...twisted yea..what ONAM NOW paying that kid?...fuck it we all got ghosts

T: amen

AXL;  First off T turned down that shitty Echo and the Bunnymen cd... the heavy bummer was the loss Birmingham race...left a huge gap...and then  with the Black Aces races overlapping...everyone seems scared of Toledo...fuck it it aint South central...god dam man puts on a race and everyone goes silent...

T 3 min

AXL; Id dunno..shit aint no different anywhere else you know that T..its the fuckin midwest..look at tha shitty state of Ohio..did you see there State Championship road race..no different and the State time trial...same..i think you get what you get... go out west to southern Calif..you can get the luxury of racing in parking lots or on airfields..talk about reasons to quit the sport and start lighting yourself on fire...I think in General Miscene aint soo fuckin bad..im saying watch 2016...