1.hike my pants over my hip bones
2.wear white knee high socks
3.drive a liver spot brown vehicle
4.drink decaf anything
5.wear white leather tennis shoes with jeans
6.see aging rock stars
7.throw slayers
8.eat birthday cake flavored anything..other than birthday cake
9.re-marry
10.use age as an excuse
11.use the word "okee-dokee"
12.go to a drunken barber
13.go back
14.whine about an injury....
15.say never


life rules
never