1,the Alien creature itself would eat the shit outta any imperial fucker
2. there were no silly space ship battles
3.the toys were not as overplayed
4.with the exception of Alien vs Predator it wasn't as silly
5. the 2 1/2 foot tall Alien toy by Kenner gave more children nightmares than Jar Jar Binks
6. Ridley Scott would kick George Lucas's ass
7. Alien had a cat in it...... not a fucking Wookie
8. it did not consume peoples dying wishes
9. It was too creepy for a made for TV Christmas  special
10. HR Giger designed the Alien...not a cartoonist
11.it used real world profanity
12. Billy D Williams smooth character would of never cut it around a bunch of rednecks
13.because shit broke outta peoples abdomens..
14.It wasn't promoted 5 years before it came out
15. Sigourney Weaver was a pure badass and did not need a stand in because she was way hotter than Carrie Fisher....see above


why Alien kicks Stars Wars ass..