Sittin around listing to a little Myles this weekend sipping drinks and Ts brain got to turning more on about all those dangerous mind games inside a fools world...
the brights on any motor vehicle:
hey fucking asshole stop blinding me......im just trying to get the liquor store...save the LEDS for that narrow stretch of lonely road your sorry ass is driving stoned to....fuck
Prescription Narcotics the horror..gotta love em when you need em..nothin better when shit goes south and you might find yourself headin to heron capital of Miscene for a fix...
Commercial Floor Waxers..if you never have used one..you wouldn't understand..I suppose its a minimum wage white/black thing... Marty showed T along time ago its a bout patience and skill..stand too long and your setting yourself up to burning holes in the floor...do it right and can comb your dome in the reflection
Power Tools: Dam best tool to get a fool could would be that bag of Porter-cable stuff..like a fix all in a OG gym bag..cordless drill in there..sawzall in there..circular saw yep..double battery's with a charger and flash light just in case your building shit when the power goes south..fuck it up with that sawzall while up in a birch tree and your next USAC license upgrade will be the Paralympic phart bike single speed class for one arm jerkoffs
Power Meters: like Pandoras box...soo good when used properly it can help even the most genetically missed human help maximize there losses..easy to use..almost as easy to understand.. dangerous in the hands that lack focus, direction and making proper use of any little tid-bit of knowledge they may have ever gotten..fall into this second category and its the most expensive worthless piece of poser crap you could own.... if you fall into the last group...do yourself a favor invest in some self help classes...ahh what the fuck talking numbers and training to those that dont know is always fun...
Lathes: build beautiful things... from smooth kick ass bike parts to that fancy table enhancement...get it wrong and your soon to be missing digits..
Roundabouts: simple one of the most efficient forms of traffic selection that can help flow a human being in a motor vehicle like no-ther..pay attention roll smooth and easy... with out the stress of a fucking four stop...the first time could be similar to the way old people fuck..but once perfected your doing it smoother than Danielle... put a over stressed fool in there and whammo theres a chance some fuck is gonna lose the front right fender of that Rover in record time..ride a bicycle through one and your basically invisible to anyone.
Ebay; gotta love that place what a fucking savoir for that hard to find nick nac or the outdated bike part, apparel or that pair of ugly sunglasses you gotta have...a marketplace for new..outdated and fake..probably the most whored out world is gotta be the bicycle world..buy a fake pair of Uggs, or D-G sunglasses maybe a Coach purse and whats the worst gonna happen to ya? ..run the risk of getting the look from the local 30 something cougar/milf at the coffee house..get the deal-o on a sweet pair of carbon whatever and its liking to rolling the dice on seeing how the new insurance policy is working..
ah fuck it....... they look the same and your pretty fly-weight right? buy-em they will be fine....
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Nothing says I don't give a fuck or "hello, I don't have a clue" like rolling some sweet ebay china made carbon bars. Holding on tight one second, and needing $10,000 in dental work the next.
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