Rolling over to another nuclear sunrise

green/red
red is is soo good the color of alot of rad things..but green normally means go..and T like to go..


silver/blue
silver is close to chrome..but blue aint bad either its normally the color of the sky and T dreams alot so its got to be blue...


dogs/cats
cats are cool and all take care of themselves without a fuss, but often cough up balls of yecch...dogs..mans best friend..T likes likes loyal friends..


carbon fiber/alloy
carbon rides better better but has no soul..alloy is the closest thing to TI and T likes TI alot..


summer/fall
summer is fun and rad warm sunny, windy and warm rain..but often way to short fall starts while summer is still hanging around and brings colors..


race/ride
race is just often another form of riding..when done with heart its fulfilling..but riding is the root of all passion


dinosaurs/aliens
dinosaurs are way cooler looking than aliens..the past is fucking sweet to reflect on but T wants to believe and those fools from close encounters were scary as shit and friendly T likes scary friendly...


beans/rice
beans soo many choices..T likes choices..rice is boring and often found inside edible raw fish..T dont do sushi...

facebook/instagram
both are good in the right way...but T is more visual than boasting..

beer/wine
beer on a trip down the river ..after T cleans the garage or a fun trail ride with that special friend..wine when its time sit down..with that special friend

blackwalls/gumwalls
blackwalls are out...gumwalls are in...

friends/partners
both if they aint the dual they aint right for T

style/skill
style far trumps skill..you can teach skill but not a style...

age/youth
youth only strives to learn what age brings you if you age right you bring all of you had to offer and you use it in the right way...

medication/cure
drugs are ok when sometimes the therapy takes too long

metal/plastic
metal is what.real cars were made of it..plastic is for green army men

personality/performance
performance is is fine but without decent personality..T wouldn't floatem a free pair of socks..

loyalty/dedication
loyal is what dogs are and dogs are rad...dedicated is what people are to there jobs..and most jobs/boss dont give a shit..

north/south
north..always look up..south..too much hate

slayer/monster magnet
slayer is living on its roots kinda silly fake satanic shit...its a fun word to say and looks cool when you do that thing with your fingers...but Dave lived the mind thing through drugs legit

cure/kill
cure...when life is good..kill it when it sucks

De niro/Nicholson
robert has had some good roles and he is Masseys doppelganger..but Jack is just plain crazy.,and he had Jessica Lange in the Post Man always Rings Twice..jack no doubt..

Moss/Turlington
Moss and kristy..draw

smooth/natural
smooth is for rhythm sections..natural is beautiful if its kept trimmed..70s rocked in Ts opinion

singletrack/fireroad
singletrack only for short periods..fireroads for when you wanna role smooth and chew the fat with that special friend..

5hrs slog/2 hrs fast
2hrs fast 5 hrs doing anything normally sucks

pizza/burgers
toughy..pizza after a ride with beer..burgers after work..but only good ones...

Ren/Stimpy
Stimpy...no contest

Bart/Meatwad
never got into the Simpsons..besides meatwad is the innocent lil boy T once was..

single/double
single is easier..but double is twice as much fun...

quiet/loud
quiet//the world is too loud too often

guitar/drums
guitar when played like eddie, Richie, Jimi, and SRV

moon/copeland
Moon is was just too fun to watch but stuart is was like dialed...

Jackson/Prince
hard to top the king of pop..but man Prince is talented..and he is still alive..and life is awesome

Mansfield/Monroe
Jayne was outright dirty upfront and worshiped the devil..how rad is that.. Marlyin was just gorgeous..but crazy

Legs/butt
nothin beats a great pair of leggs

gravel/dirt
dirt..gravel is nasty and tears your shit up...

roadrace/crit
roadrace but not Michigan have u scene the roads?

strava/zwift
strava is cool ok T said it..zwift T cant get into staring at a PC do it enough...

intervals/halfwheel
intervals.. but if you ride with some halfwheeling SOBS Ts has it will feel ike intervals

fondos/race
fondos are fun i suppose when your done doing the race thing

low/high
low only in a 63 Impala..high when you ride

cocaine/marijuana
tough one go with the second..no one is out killing dudes over a joint

the who/The stones
..the who had Tommy...the stones  did do great documentary of the Altamont festival..

fries/onion rings
Onion rings but only if there big like bagels.

chips/pretzals
chips..pretzel seem to plan like healthy

spd/crank bros
crank bros look cooler but SPD can be smashed with a hammer and still function fine

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley/Rose Byrne
Rosie..no contest

King/Queen
Queen..T loved Freddie

Richie/Malph
Malph was probably more fun to hang with the Richie..

Snake/Toads
snakes are neat..they crawl all over and the suspense whether there gonna bite you is too fun..toads pee on you and sometimes getting peed on is not cool!!

jeans/corduroy
jeans are for old dudes in white leather tennis shoes..

flat/riser
riser means your out to party.............. flat is too serous...

tube/tubeless
tubelss ride better

attitude/altitude
altitude..cuz attitudes suck

chrome/gold
chrome is the vision of the future..gold is for dead rappers and rotting kings

hemi/boss
the boss was just a  hemi wanna be

lace/leather
lace is sweet in white..leather only if its red

surf/ski
T dont do either but surfing is the epitome of 60s cool

tracks/knobbies
snow-machines use tracks..tanks use tracks..both are rad is hell

vintage/modern
vintage only when its decked out with modern parts

watch/do
sometimes its ok to spectate..but not bike racing cuz that shit is boring to watch

shake/fist pump
shake..cant grasp the fist pump

excuse/reason
excuse..some are justifiable..but we all have a reason right?

debt/death
debt..no one goes to death row cuz you havent paid your student loans right?

Michigan/Ohio
Fuck have you scene Ohio..complete shithole

lunch/snack
snacking is more fine when done all day

sleep/move
sleep to keep moving forward in radness but only for 5 hrs

Inxs/Man at work
Inxs..if T swung the other way Ol Mike H woulda been the go to guy..

Fleetwood Mac/the eagles
never loved the Eagles..But Stevie and Christie...LAWD

love/marriage
cant have the second without the first..Love is all you need..wise man

Ace/high
High..see above

yankus/wetherald
yankus is cool but a strange dude..wetherhald aint too bad on a bike but needs to lose the west coast attitude..

bunnie/easter
the bunnie brings you candy..@easter

wet/dry
everything is better when wet

sugar/salt
salty and sweet T likes

eat/lick
they both go hand and hand

specialized/Giant
Drink the Kool-aide to find out

ebay/amazon
both are evil as fuck..but T takes ebay cuz you can find that obscure thing you cant live without everytime

tall/short
shortys only if its pertaining to opposite sex

cougar/cheetah
cougars are always T go to..but you can be a cheetah and be a cougar at the same time..so its a double whammy

drift/slide
drifting is sliding controlled..T can drift like a MOFO

fart/burp
farts are kinda gross..burping is somewhat acceptable on accident

piss/shit
piss can be done roadside discreetly..try to shit and hide it along a busy road......doesn't work...

jump/roll
if its a single roll if its rhythm

mash/spin
spin to win

gun/knife
knives are cooler........... sick of this gun shit...

run up/ride
T cant run hurts his knees

dab/clean
clean that shit you pussy

lemmy/Glen
lemmy was ok but fuck he died a horrible death..Glen is still breathing and breathing is cool...

henry/phil
man not liking Henry in his old age too much..but never bought into phils thing

B-Rad/Jgood
both are rad as fuck....but Jgood is his own fool..Brad needs step away from the DC kool-aide draw

Pony/Sorry
Pony..Sorry seemed to have anger issues

choke/grab
choke seems so real..

fun promotions/tailwind
Brent knows his shit..but when bobby was on it was good...

epic/cool
epic isnt epic but cool is cool...

sprint/break away
winning from a sprint is sweet but winning solo looks better

waterford/aavc
draw

masters/group ride
same at times

undies/panties
just two names for rad clothing

Wilma/Betty
Betty cuz she was named after Betty Page

scratch/itch
you got scratch when you itch

scratch/infinit
unless ts gettin a paycheck from these he aint promoting shit...

dick/jerk
you can be both and they both go hand in hand

personalty/style
style is fine but if you have no personalty your going no-where

sound cloud/spotfi
both work well..

day/night
day is set for getting rad..night is for scheming radness

stalk/lurk
lurking is just a form safe stalking

Bissell/leadout
Leadout they seem more fun and fun is cool

speedplay/shimano
shimano needs to stop fucking the shops..Speedplay is simple and easy

coke/pepsi
be different have a pepsi smile

sand/mud
mud eats your shit real kwick..sand is a slow death you pick the way wanna spend your grip

sink/swim
sink theres cool stuff down there

Dybo/Peterson
Dybo is cool Tex can be kinda of jerk

WIZ/DC
DC he is still racing...........wonder what the WIZ is doing

retire/quit
you cant retire from something if you where not getting paid for doing..fools quit bike racing they dont retire

base/treble
BASE

fork/stem
interrogation is the future

sram/campagnolo
Campy is pure fucking Italian style..but that Etap shit is pretty sweet

barriers/natural
natural barraires are kinda dated

kids/pets
both are fun..but cleaning up after them aint

ironman/sprint
sprint..anything that takes that long is lame

hulk/spiderman
spiderman could climb walls..the Hulk had Sorry like anger issues

tumblr/instagram
tumblr..everything from puppies to porno

cosplay/real-life
nothin wrong with dressin up once in awhile.......Hi lady come to fix your pipes...

deep purple/who
draw..both were loud as fuck...and 70s music was meant to be loud....

Laverne/Shirley
Shirley..cuz ya know..Laverne had Sorry like anger issues

helmet/hat
Hat only when Ts away

samsung/apple
Apple although a status symbol still is the best

coffee/tea
coffee..T is for relaxing coffee is for pre-radness

forget/remember
remembering is ok when its good..forgetting is for taking the garbage out and having someone else do it..but never forget to flush your poo cuz thats grosss...

read/view
if your smart you can view and read at the same time...

squeeze/grab
squeezing can be sexy..grabbing is impolite...dont be grabby

two stroke/four stroke
two-stroke aint you been listening....

clubber/T
T cuz clubber had Sorry like anger issues

hype/lie
lie its more fun

shorts/tights
tights..constricting just feels better

mushrooms/acid
mushrooms are more natural but coming off cow poo is kinda gross..

waves/swell
ya know what they say...if it swells ride it....

eddy/roger
Roger was way cooler Eddy had too many OCDs

sven/lars
Lars..cuz he still is racing..Sven shoulda quit two years ago

KFC/Arbys
fucking A both are the best grease you can consume after a hangover..T will go Arbys..and not with southern racist fuck.....

Cher/Raquel
Cher was bad ass..but man Raquel still kills it...

sun/moon
you can stare at the moon.. do it to the sun and you die and dying sucks....

roger/syd
Syd...shine on you crazy diamond..

johnny/Sid
Johnny cuz he still is alive Sid is dead and dying sucks

boa/velcro
velcros..those boas are a pain in the rump.....

gene/vince
Gene is a money grubber Vinces voice was better

Indy/formula one
formula one only pre-78

Arctic Cat/Ski doo
both made some bad ass shit

Red bull/ Monster
neither drink coffee and stop promoting the fakes

suspension/rigid
Rigid on certain trails..suspension for the rough stuff..Ts knees hurt

10/11
10 is cool but one more is better

tom clark/kevin laroe
Tom is funnier but Kevin is better looking

bottles/camelback
Camelback but only in the remotes

descend/descent
climbing is fine but coasting is better

mechanical/electric
ooohh tough call......that electric shit is pretty sweet

melt/smash
meltin cuz its like a slow death...

Page/Plant
Jimmy..

Hendrix/StevieRay
SRV was cooler but Jimi played better

endo/flip
neither both fucking hurt like fuck

vomit/puke
arent they the same ????

luck/skill
alittle bit of both make for a fun day

craftsman/cobalt
Cobalt isnt bad for the prices......

Purple/Yellow
purple...darker than black

Jordan/James
Jordan the best

Bradshaw/Staubach
The Iron curtain was radness, but Dallas had the chix

Tomac/Andreau
Tomac...Frankies wife killed it for him

Special-K/Raisin Bran
Special-K babay


Shrek/Buzz lightyear
Shrek..he rides...right

fuel injected/carburetor
neither blow-me

pass-out/
coma..wake when its better

bury/hide
you ever look out over a lake and think about something buried under it....

coast/glide
coast...

GTA/Destiny
Killing dudes and stealin cars..fun-shit

goats/sheep
same family...goats

AnnArbor/Grand rapids
Grand Rapids..Ann Arbor whatta bunch up-tight fucks

Mavic/Easton
Mavic..tried true

branded/tattoo
burned in is better than ink

hoffener/vanias
both are good..Vanias almost made it..Hoffener..gonna be a stretch

spill/tip
to spill you have to tip

clinton/trump
lesser of two evils..T will pass on both

can/bottle
can for Pepsi, and PBR bottle for Oberon

gels/solid
gels for short shit solids for after

clifbar/poptart
poptart...the punk rock clif-bar

Reese/kitkat
Reese for protein

vans/keen
vans are so fucking hard on Ts feet but look cooler

grouchy/quiet
just cuz T is quiet doesnt mean he is grouchy

divorce/seperation
fuck...when its over its over.......

selfish/giving
always share

top/bottom
bottom...change it up

cowboy/redneck
cowboys are the real-deal rednecks are just wanna be cowboys

walmart/meigers 
Meigers....

tandem/double dutch
doubledutcth for my homies

bradley cooper/ed helms
Brad is way better looking just ask Ts ladies

Jennifer aniston/Jennifer lopez
J-Low better looking but Jen can act better

Christina Applegate/Amy Adams
Amy LAWD

boner/hardon
same thing right..according to Ts first girl

chubby/thick
lovem both

fat/large
see above

deep/wide
see above

fly/drive
drive you see more shit

crush/twist
twist its a slower death

crazy/insane
both of em

dive/launch
launch you will go farther

clutch.automatic
clutch..grandpa told T long dont let the car control you................you control that shit

tricycle/balance bike
tricycle..fuck those balance bike

soup/salad
soup after a long day cuttin wood..salads are too plan like

chili/stew
stew is just a thin chili

pinball/video game
video games

beach/dock
beach..T likes his toes in the sand

kroske/kroske
win/win

plug/stuck
plug the hole sticking it sucks

poke/push
push its more physical

skip/trot
skip its funner

mustang/vette
vette DC has a mustang...and probably a vette

flint/Detroit
Flint..Detroit is gettin too trendy

ignore/notice
ignore...its easier

Stallone/Weathers
Carl was smooth

Mickey/Donald
mickey...he got minnie

Janet/Chrissy
Fuck Janet..she can cook too!

Ginger/Mary Ann
Ginger.................. no contest that sequined dress LAWD

27.5/650b
WTF

650b/29er
29er....

cell/smartphone
cell...the world is getting dumber with the smart phones

white/wheat
wheat..white the jelly bleads through

slip/knot
knot that shit so it doesnt slip

hose/tube
hose

beast/monster
monster cuz its in front of magnet

SIMONSTER/Catlin
Catlin won a national championship and that is badass..SIMONSTER won Iceman one time thats cool too

RBS/Mainstreet
Cool Rivals

slut/whore
One does it for the grip...the other does it for fun

bitch/cunt
both sound bad..and one could both be a bitch and a cunt..but cunt is worse T would never date a cunt

jerk/asshole
you can be both its a draw

moron/idiot
morons are born..idiots are product of there surroundings...

fool/ignorant
fools are born..ignorant is taught

poser/wealthy
same but different

pimp/prostitute
you cant be both from what T hears

jack/meg
Meg....

implant/enhancement
enhancement is the thing the cougars tell there mothers sounds better

selfie/mugshot
mugshot you get more traction on the social networks with..15 minutes of fame

garth/wayne
Wayne..its his world

David Lee/Eddie V
Eddie..he had Val

new order/joy division
no contest it was over when Ian checked out

fish/hunt
fish...T loves surprises

cream/whip
cream..ice cream..cream cheese..etc...whipped aint too bad depends on how you use it...

slowhand/eric
see above

sketchy/squirrely
sketchy is bred, squirrelly just happens

baggage/problems
baggage is alot of problems you cant shake

stoned/drunk
stoned people rarely kill folks...and dying sucks

fucked/screwed
fucked....screwed doesn't sound enjoyable...

R2D2/R5D4
R5D4...he coulda been a star but didnt suck enough dick

Austin/Dallas
Austin..bike lanes...

control/release
release control seems like  too much energy

Reynolds/Beatty
great duo

rhythm/flow
flow is the way T would rather roll

LilKim/Rhihanna
lil Kim..she the nasty version of her rival

boots/pants
pants for T..boots only on cowgirls

crispy/fried
crispy and fried T goes both ways

dipshit/fuckhead
there the same they sound good together

screwball/nuts
nuts is crazy screwballs can be fun

sick/ill
ill sounds close to death....and dying sucks

broken/sprained
depends

rash/infection
rash sounds worse could be bad and itchy specially in your private parts

river/stream
streams there quieter

ricky/bobby
if your not first your last.......

steak/knife
if its a good steak you dont need no sticking knife

oil/slick
fucking Exxon

coors/mountain
thats were that shit used to come from right?

ass/cheeks
T likes the word ass better than cheeks...

harddrive/firmware
update that shit

jump/attack
you cant attack a jump..but you can jump attack

T/A
best place at 2am

croak/dead
dead..sounds more permanent

oakley/rudy
Oakely one style "over the Top"

busy/bored
Ts never bored cuz he stay busy 24/7

robert/brent
it was fun while it lasted

kitty/puppy
puppies.no brainer

pussy/willow
Willow that old mtb chick.....LAWD


popeye/bluto
popeye..cuz he had his own video game...fuck

life/alert
alert...cuz dying sucks...................

90210/tori
tori was hot a long time ago..she lied about her weight...whats new

kateupton/gemmaward
Kate........

mustang/camaro
cant love the camaro the blind spot will killya or some poor cyclist

Jennifer Lawrence/Charlize Theron
Jen-L Lawd

social/anti
anti..ignore those fuckers

sleezy/slutty
sleezy sounds more playfull

sneezy/grouchy
grouchy...dont that fucking dwarf spreadin those germs around Ts food....fuck

gloat/brag
gloat keep that shit inside brag to to yourself

tms/whacked
sure

enduro/mx
enduro ride for yourself

track/trail
trail

aliciasilverstone/livtyler
Alicia...The Crush

flu/cold
flu passes quickly cold linger...slow death

barry/kenny
Barry his helmet looked better but kennys bike was radder

vader/maul
Maul that make up!

box/kick
Kick aim for the throat or nuts

graylinggiant/simonster
That dude from up north.................just scary

giggle/laugh
giggle sounds like something a babay does..T dont like changin diapers

pink/floyd
not without sid

breakfast/cub
lying, no good dirty disrespectful son of a bitch lazy......

chocolate/vanilla
vanilla cuz you make it the y way you want...

talladega/daytona
Daytona..the wing cars looked better than that FOMOCO heap

monza/silverstone
Monza..the banks

flint/redford
redford..the quiet shithole

westland/wasteland
see above

kolotc/gone
Pity

location/place
place is a destination..location your passing through

whopper/bigmac
whooper when its hot

stroke/heart attack
stroke usually causes brain damage..heartattack you could die....dying sucks..unless you have brain damage

cancer/rust
you can bondo rust cancer...sucks

beyonce/ladyG
ladyG there is no question

westmemphis/3
wrongfull

lumber/jack
good race..long day

Olga Akhunova/Vavilova Svetlana
Olga LAWD

overview/stats
checkem once a day

drafts/post
post its a done draft

mechanical/doping
lifetime ban

sweet/salty
didnt T already do this one....wtf

demented/mad
TMS

bunny/rabbit
Buggs. or York

bump/manual
manual is smoother unless your really good at bumping....

turndown/tabletop
turndowns lead to tabletops in time

deadsailor/loop
T would rather loop than endo

thrasher/transworld
Thrasher

7up/sprite
sprite

taco/nachos
nachos..just a smashed up bunch of tacos

mother/juggs/speed
good movie

speed/acid
acid the colors are better

Xanax/Oxycontin
makes for a nice night

meth/heroin
heroin..scabs suck...

wheelie/catwalk
wheelie catwlak sound stupid

atomic/punk
Diamond Dave

thunder/pussy
once a great record store

dybo/bigray
win/win..roll away..selfies..etc

lil/simon
lil brit

turf/war
colors

crips/bloods
LA home of the body bag

sweet/bike
ya know what they say....everyone needs at least one..

criss/cross
loved those guys BITD

stupid/this is
whos more foolish the fool or the fool who follows

lance/greg
Greg go away ya cybaby lance...sad

candy/samples
golden age

cristy/canyon
nothing wrong with the 80s




fuck......