sleeping on the atomic pillow

green/red
silver/blue
dogs/cats
carbon fiber/alloy
summer/fall
race/ride
dinosaurs/aliens
beans/rice
facebook/instagram
snow/rain
beer/wine
blackwalls/gumwalls
friends/partners
style/skill
age/youth
medication/cure
metal/plastic
personality/performance
loyalty/dedication
north/south
slayer/monster magnet
cure/kill
De niro/Nicholson
Moss/Turlington
smooth/natural
singletrack/fireroad
5hrs slog/2 hrs fast
pizza/burgers
Ren/Stimpy
Bart/Meatwad
single/double
quiet/loud
guitar/drums
moon/copeland
Jackson/Prince
Mansfield/Monroe
Legs/butt
gravel/dirt
roadrace/crit
strava/zwift
intervals/halfwheel
fondos/race
low/high
cocaine/marijuana
the who/The stones
fries/onion rings
chips/pretzals
spd/crank bros
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley/Rose Byrne
King/Queen
Richie/Malph
Snake/Toads
jeans/corduroy
flat/riser
tube/tubeless
attitude/altitude
chrome/gold
hemi/boss
lace/leather
surf/ski
tracks/knobbies
vintage/modern
watch/do
shake/fist pump
excuse/reason
debt/death
Michigan/Ohio
lunch/snack
sleep/move
Inxs/Man at work
Fleetwood Mac/the eagles
love/marriage
Ace/high
yankus/wetherald
bunnie/easter
wet/dry
sugar/salt
eat/lick
specialized/Giant
ebay/amazon
tall/short
cougar/cheetah
drift/slide
fart/burp
piss/shit
jump/roll
mash/spin
gun/knife
run up/ride
dab/clean
lemmy/Glen
henry/phil
B-Rad/Jgood
Pony/Sorry
choke/grab
fun promotions/tailwind
epic/cool
sprint/break away
waterford/aavc
masters/group ride
undies/panties
Wilma/Betty
scratch/itch
scratch/infinit
dick/jerk
personalty/style
sound cloud/spotfi
day/night
stalk/lurk
Bissell/leadout
speedplay/shimano
coke/pepsi
sand/mud
sink/swim
Dybo/Peterson
WIZ/DC
retire/quit
base/treble
fork/stem
sram/campagnolo
barriers/natural
kids/pets
ironman/sprint
hulk/spiderman
tumblr/instagram
cosplay/real-life
deep purple/who
Laverne/Shirley
helmet/hat
samsung/apple
coffee/tea
forget/remember
read/view
squeeze/grab
two stroke/four stroke
clubber/T
hype/lie
shorts/tights
mushrooms/acid
waves/swell
eddy/roger
sven/lars
KFC/arbys
Cher/Raquel
sun/moon
roger/syd
johnny/Sid
boa/velcro
gene/vince
Indy/formula one
Arctic Cat/Ski doo
Red bull/ Monster
suspension/rigid
10/11
tom clark/kevin laroe
bottles/camelback
descend/descent
mechanical/electric
melt/smash
Page/Plant
Hendrix/StevieRay
endo/flip
vomit/puke
luck/skill
craftsman/cobalt
Purple/Yellow
Jordan/James
Bradshaw/Staubach
Tomac/Andreau
Special-K/Raisin Bran
Shrek/Buzz lightyear
fuel injected/carburetor
pass-out/coma
bury/hide
coast/glide
GTA/Destiny
goats/sheep
AnnArbor/Grand rapids
Mavic/Easton
branded/tatoo
hoffener/vanias
spill/tip
clinton/trump
can/bottle
gels/solid
clifbar/poptart
reese/kitkat
vans/keen
grouchy/quiet
divorce/seperation
selfish/giving
top/bottom
cowboy/redneck
walmart/meigers
tandem/double dutch
bradley cooper/ed helms
Jennifer aniston/Jennifer lopez
Christina Applegate/Amy Adams
boner/hardon
chubby/thick
fat/large
deep/wide
fly/drive
crush/twist
crazy/insane
dive/lauch
clutch.automatic
tricycle/balance bike
soup/salad
chili/stew
pinball/video game
beach/dock
kroske/kroske
plug/stuck
poke/push
skip/trot
mustang/vette
flint/Detroit
ignore/notice
Stallone/Weathers
Mickey/Donald
Janet/Chrissy
Ginger/Mary Ann
27.5/650b
650b/29er
cell/smartphone
beef/chicken
white/wheat
slip/knot
hose/tube
beast/monster
SIMONSTER/Catlin
RBS/Mainstreet
slut/whore
bitch/cunt
jerk/asshole
moron/idiot
fool/ignorant
thief/crook
poser/wealthy
pimp/prostitute
jack/meg
implant/enhancement
selfie/mugshot
garth/wayne
david Lee/Eddie V
new order/joy division
fish/hunt
cream/whip
slowhand/eric
sketchy/squirrely
baggage/problems
stoned/drunk
fucked/screwed
R2D2/R5D4
Austin/Dallas
control/release
reynolds/Beatty
rhythm/flow
LilKim/Rhihanna
boots/pants
crispy/fried
dipshit/fuckhead
screwball/nuts
sick/ill
broken/sprained
rash/infection
river/stream
ricky/bobby
steak/knife
oil/slick
coors/mountain
ass/cheeks
harddrive/firmware
jump/attack
T/A
croak/dead
oakley/rudy
busy/bored
robert/brent
kitty/puppy
pussy/willow
popeye/bluto
life/alert
90210/tori
kateupton/gemmaward
mustang/camaro
Jennifer Lawrence/Charlize Theron
social/anti
sleezy/slutty
sneezy/grouchy
gloat/brag
tms/whacked
enduro/mx
track/trail
aliciasilverstone/livtyler
flu/cold
barry/kenny
vader/maul
box/kick
graylinggiant/simonster
giggle/laugh
pink/floyd
breakfast/cub
chocolate/vanilla
talladega/daytona
monza/silverstone
flint/redford
westland/wasteland
kolotc/gone
location/place
whopper/bigmac
stroke/heart attack
cancer/rust
beyonce/ladyG
westmemphis/3
lumber/jack
Olga Akhunova/Vavilova Svetlana
overview/stats
drafts/post
mechanical/doping
sweet/salty
demented/mad
bunny/rabbit
bump/manual
turndown/tabletop
deadsailor/loop
thrasher/transworld
7up/sprite
taco/nachos
mother/juggs/speed
speed/acid
Xanax/Oxycontin
meth/heroin
wheelie/catwalk
atomic/punk
thunder/pussy
dybo/bigray
lil/simon
turf/war
crips/bloods
sweet/bike
criss/cross
stupid/this is
lance/greg
candy/samples
cristy/canyon