hope ya got the shower curtain rolled out i suspect you wont be needin the baby oil..cuz this shit is gonna be soo dam greasy even those most aging scener can push that chain into the tightest mouse hole....
Boy howdy!!
been a gawd dam long time since T had lift off like he had this past weekend...they say the first rule of bike club is you dont talk about bike club...but T aint cool enuf to belong to anyone's club let alone a cool that one pertain to bikes..
Man does Ricky got that shit dialed or what....big one dayer should come and take notes on how to send folks away with the feeling of glee and sun flowers in there eyes...soo many good things are adding up every time Frankie belts out another "the worlds largest gravel roadrace"....because T is who he is..amd TMS is the way they are...lets jump in the pit and try to love someone...
Rickys
strong and the lame
dialed registration
ez as Sunday morning parking
2017 valet
creep friendly volunteers
2017 proposal...less creepy
team competition...
Canadians love that shiet
dogs are welcome....
is it just T...but why in the hell after time folks look like there dogs..
if you have the pre-race shits....no chance of poopin your Louis Gs as there are plenty of places to squat
swag
carefully laid out Barry garb you can buy after you get your bib...
fuck...who could resist another new kit to match last years ICECREAM cone one ta never wear...
on time start
huge party like atmosphere
just like iceman but in broad day light
Card he just keeps coming...............................................................................................................
cant hide in dark corners and swap spit..+10 to steve and his iceman
a class for anyone and everyone..
2017 proposal...retired fat guys with phart bikes 10 mile sprint
falling at 12 mph in baggy shorts and hoodies fueld by Bigbys and fruit... no worries all joy
falling at 35 in your under wear jacked on espresso and Testors glue...instant trip GR general
Seriously though...Ricky you gotta figure out how to keep the classes from mixing..no disrespect to those with the 5k mentality but you would never line them up on course where the sub 4 min milers had a chance interact with them...now do this with every type of bicycle and skill level...
2017 make it a lottery to get in...
paying only top 10 on a race of this caliber questionable
the checks are in the mail....not cool..yea honey i had planned on taking out to that posh lil cafe but Ricks gotta earn a little more interest on that wad...
2017 proposal eliminate the prize money...done
Ricky was overheard mumbling something about an E-bike class next year...
nice
I hear the killer climb was one hellva hike..Hey how about a hi five.....how about get the fuck out the way i just got dropped
Massey in the house!
sure demo some kool-aide...go to your local shop to order one up 2017 will be aval 8 weeks
Rudy P shows up with a 53t chainring...hows that for confidence............fuck
food was easy to get
Even Kabom pulled the plug on the sideburns...
enuf with the aero helmets...there fucking ugly
Stange makes his grovel appearance
rides roller in staging until 2 minutes before start time...............
SIMONSTER and his drive train issues...
whats up wit dat shit..dam
2017. make it one big loop 37 miles everyone does the same course phart bikes, scooters, eBikes wheelchairs, and wannabe domestic pros..this will solve the wadding up of waves
roadbikes..how did that turn out...?
the force:
soft and muddy is one thing..soft and sandy is another
if you thought time trial parking lot warm ups were scary..try stability challenged folks on gravel bike trying to maneuver around kids, dogs people with hot coffee and spouses looking for there over inflated ego spouses..
best overheard...holy shiet...how many times do i have to fucking tell to you watch were going............................................................. im tryng to warm up................fuck
Hey buddy nice ride..how about high five!,,how about go fuck yourself i just ate shit into your fucking wingman..
2017 cap this race at 2K
over geared
Bill Conti music playing at the start...
Subaru outback..the official car of the gravel grinder set
2017 proposal skip the H2O bottles in the gimme bag and set em up at the aide station paper dixxie cups cant be grabbed at 30mph
Sager Rd the race starts and stops for half the field there
2017 proposal recumbent class...
someone needed to be on course rescuing turtles...a serously wtf
No DC wtf
I dunno but im love with this whole gravel thing as much as the next newbie..my only dream is that its freshness could last forever and i could see it in the eyes of first time pinners....but only the lucky ones get the honeymoon years into the grind...i get it..i understand...the SIMONSTERS, and the podium dreamers are less than .001% of who Ricks setting this thing up for....Hes a pretty fucking swell guy out to make grip and spread joy and cycling across this grey land...nothing wrong with that....
nothing but respect..
passionately yours
T
6 comments:
Good stuff T.
I'm starting to hate this place....
Where were all you guys at the party?
One distance for all period.
You want to do Barry its 50 miles or whatever
No overlapping of fields. keep the age groups, and separate bike classes or whatever or not!
settled.
Make 2 courses, 62 and 20. Have them not overlap, what so ever, and ditch the damn transfer fees. Sucks when you register months ahead of time only to get sick or hurt leading up to it and having to take a hit on getting rid of it. With how big the race is, shut the first and last 10 miles completely down to all non race traffic.
6:30 PM
good idea..Hey Rick are you listening?
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