Little pieces of paradise

Put down the pipe, stroke your cortex and strap your dreamin caps one ,,,

a 10-12 race Time trial series..just like the good ol days of Bobby and co....cept now we aint we doing the silly two lap thing..going back old school one lap for all..5 mile who cares payouts the same give the local hotshoes KOM honches and seasoned locals a chance to compare there egos against guys like Yankum The Giant and others..keep it simple no medals..every one loves liquor..over all winner winds a gnarly pile of cool stuff ranging from free meals, nutritional products..entry into to next years events no bike swag it would just end up on Evilbay...each trail host and event

Yankee
Maybury
Pontaic lake
Stoney Creek
Poto (underground event)
Island lake
Fort Custer
Bald Mountain
Addison Oaks
Big M double points

Flat bars and fat tires Spring training series
run in conjunction with..@  AAVC and Waterford..Gratten....one group 20 min. roadie fucks bring your mountainbike to warm up..dirt clods come see how ego inflated roadie fucks use lousy team tactics and silly riding habits to create a interesting dangerous environment

6 hr Team Relay invite only Hanson Hills, huge mega burn plastic shit party afterwards hosted by Monster Magnet and Specialized bikes

Mid summer fire road fury: a Black Bear 100 like race cept a 100 mile point to point fire road race..field limit 100 riders Grayling to Oscoda fire roads, two track and pavement..trail..etc. prize list 25 deep..good shit and $$. 100$ primes randomly placed throughout the course

Late summer Mountain bike crit series: yea thats right..a short event 20-30-40 minutes in length depending on category..in the back  Parking lot of Meigers on US23 and M-59...lets get ready for this absurd cross scheduling looming..

(phart bikes, singlespeed roadbike CX bike wheelchairs shopping carts recumbent s...everyone races one class no matter the bike or tire width,,,,,,fuck)  over weight over age..suck it up! race your bike


dreamin just dreamin