Two Dead Guys

Gary: 
In my worthless opinion Lemmy nothin trumps style..

Lemmy; 
ya know Gary im not even sure what that word means but i know what i like when i like it..

Gary:
no worries  friend...take yourself for an example..you are probably the most stylish dead guy i know..and for one simple reason you dont even try..the beauty of you is you do not even know how cool you are when you play that heavy Metal stuff...

Lemmy:
we play rocknroll

Gary:
whatver...besides that..you try too hard at it and looks made up...like your just trying to look the part..

Lemmy:
Well Gary..lets start at the top...i like helmets alot..not soo much those plastic foam things these guys wear..but i know a cranium cover when i see it..more metal spiky and red and grey

Gary:
Lemmy...a helmet has to fit properly...you guys ridn around with them all tilted back, crooked...etc..Everyone has a different shape head it has to drop in on your dome and not rattle around pressure points aside...id rather see one too small on a guy than one that looks like he is wearing pickle  a bucket...if your going to match it to your clothing it has to match dead nuts..not close..dead on..that why i myself prefer a solid color dome..but those are almost impossible to find..Im not a huge fan of the Aero advantage thats going on out there right now either...but i get it and i am not opposed to those that do..and for frickin crying out loud..if its older than 3 years do your ridin buddies a favor buy a new helmet..the smell is more intense than those see through shorts your nursing...

Lemmy:
give me your list of your least favorites.....

That Smith lid thats out there right now..the only way i can dig on that thing is in solid matte black..or maybe on the free ride enduro types, but in the the dope riddled skinny set..nope..at worst it looks like something from the snow scene in the the empire strikes you back...

The Bontrager aero lid..a cheap Specialized rip off..

Specialized Evade..lousy fit

Poc Optical: see above

Anything from Bell..the aero lid comes close but still falls short in my opinion

Any Time trial helmet zero adjustable terribly uncomfortable..but then i suppose anything on your body at 180 heart feels like shit...

That Briko aero lid..holy cow Lemmy it  looks like the Lego co combined forces with some wino fueled italian porn star to come up with that piece of shit......chuncky and smooth all the same...........about as bad as there eye-wear..

The original Giro aero lid that came out  few years back..if that aint a copy of that protec helmet of the gay 80s i dunno what is.maybe its that stupid anti sunglasses windshield..didnt they make eyewear once???.i hope it fits better than that one did as i had to wear that sucker when i got my ass handed to me on the battle of the network stars..made matter worse it was a chick that dropped my butt......

Any Catlike helmet..now if there ever was a brand that would beneifit from the The Reebok pump idea this is it..i have never scene one that looked like it fit just right...

The Vittoris VH-IKON..looks good until someone puts it on there head..

Lemmy:
 your favorites...

Anything from Met: they nail it hardcore on all there stuff..soo cool The US market can not even accept it..

Kasks: good colors proper ventilation and i have not tried one on but i hear the fit is pretty spif.

Gary:
Ok lemmy since i took the helmets....and your probably the only guy i know that can rock daisy dukes....keeping colors and team kits out of the equation for now.....then whats your opinion on lets just say skinsuits..the cycling attire that is worn for speed, comfort and often out of style..

Lemmy:
to be flat faced honest Gary...The skinsuit is the domain of the fit 20 year old, the exhibitionist, the dude looking for every advantage or some combination of above..2 things..they can make even the most race fit dude look horrible and they are not meant to be worn as a compression garment...If you are willing to potentially look less fit than you actually are and not wearing it as a means of compressing your fat ass then you can wear a skinsuit
perfectly polity....... do not wear one if your fat..not lard ass fat...... but in race fit

Gary: insanely put..if your racing just to finish or ride as pack fill save face and dont cram your posing self into one.....seriously there aint nothing convenient or comfortable about battling yourself into a second skin all for the sake of a game...its a battle of wits half the time between poppin pins and rippin zippers save that sword for when your really going chop dudes heads off.  when you need that extra 4 % of whatvere drives you.....dont show all your cards every time you step into the ring...not sittin in or trying not to get dropped

 a skinsuit is not gonna save your ass..

colors and patterns...next week...
remember...

We play rock and Roll...

see ya next!