1. dirty bike
2. worn out tires
3.ancient helmet
4.loose socks
5.faded out baboon ass shorts
6.smelly worn out jersey
7.dive bombing corners
8.gapping dudes off
9.insane parking lot warm ups
10.draggin your brake
11.ridin to be just pack fodder
12.prolonged griping about the venue
13.lining up on the front when youll get dropped within 25 min
14.cloggin up the singletrack with your crummy bike handling skills
15.pulling through like a F1 only to later get dropped like a stone


don't be that guy...