Here and gone it was...
dam fools who are still around this empty hole in the intro-net can you all believe we made it to another September..dam i cant hardly believe it..with the exception of my ol man bladder...I cant believe the fact that no one shit there pants.. infuckin incredible feat!!!
got ya barf bags ready..cuz this grammar could be messier than Alex Hughe pack skills
So i gotta say although the Ebb and Flo was in full effect this season i aint cryin too loud about it..we lost some and we gained some..some moved up ..some moved down.. some came and some went..hell some came and went at the same time..lotsa good shit sticks out in my mind as i reflect this tired ol grey matter on the last few months...change is good in soo many ridiculous ways..i aint say im whitening my teeth or buying those over printed jeans that have been hanging on the value city rack..but im not ruling out a change in an age old mind set...nothing tickles T ignorantly than seeing some folks just plain break out..
In years past i could name the names of fools that had there season in the sun..but since ive runnin a tad short on friday mornings ill set that list aside..and just focus more on what happened this year..
T is hugely proud of how the MBRA crew handled the state championship arrangements..all blocked into a nice three week group nice job..think they may have been the first..made folks like a little easier i suppose..support the MBRA whether just for the series or for one race at a time cant say they aint tryin to at least keep the flo going
Spring time brought us what i think any hater can see a legit reason to suffer in mother natures crud..the gravel scene here is i think 3 events before mid April a pretty darn near close to makin it worth it..Between the smoothly run Waterloo grit and grovel, the underrated Lowell 50 and Big Ricks money machine TMS is on point..these are so interesting cuz man o man you can see who has done the work..and who may be the spoiler..guys like SIMONSTER Yankum and and some new dude named Scotty A came out healthy..the Waterloo gig was cold and fast best to bring slicks..the Lowell turned mid-evil and dumped natures bloody bill on everyone and The Money Team got a hot dusty dry on em.. The Bunny makes his only appearence and rides solid..but not solid enuff Rudy P straightened his shifters out and came equipped with a 53 to suffocate the last few guys at the front..Shaggy Young and Bryce N showed there up coming form..
Spring Flingin seems to be broken into two parts another good move! Waterford for the early shit and The AAVC fumble worked out for the best bumpin that shit into May helping the ailing month..Team O2 came out fielding the biggest squad to date..only to get closed out of the AAVC over all by a bunch of old dudes..three EPS guys kept making the trip over from the west side to hold up the honor of another big team..cant figure out the big team thing..suppose its every rider who wants to be on a team should be on a team..i dunno....cram in the Willow TT the Kent ISD crit and crippled Cone AZ and the few who care The Sodus TT.... you cant say you dont have choices..and when you thought you had a open weekend to Roll the D with Big Ray and Danny K memorial day weekend got ya back out to Waterford..Ever wonder who has the most laps of the year at that Place? id be a fools fool not lay em down on that old Sucker Hess..rumor has it he has a condo above the the clubhouse..
June
By the time June rolled around Waterford worlds is starting to wind up... you were either just getting warmed up or blown a fuckin apart ..a hand full of O2 guys were the later..but not Docsavage..Adams and even Johnny Utah these dudes were comin in decent form....The Black Aces gig once again set the stage for a day of a play off the Final Solution..all it took was 8 laps into 90 minutes to send solid riders like Max, Corey Stange and a handfull of others searching for the clapper of the life alert .Next week., if you made the trip on a hot fuckin night out to Zeelend you may have gotten swarmed by a sea of fuckin Neon..Highlander orderd,the crew to smother the 1/2 field...just ask the Evil Dude after being off the front for 40 minutes with 1 then -2 then -3 then -4 of them...about this time Kroske is starting begin to ride like a testosterone filled bag of cocaine ...the dude is killing it...
July
the month of attrition you are either going the right way or searchin from some other form of fun....Its also gonna be known as the summer of youth..Waterford is churning them out every other week...some kid name Wanley is starting to show his ride off the front at a early AAVC was no fluke..Kroske filled to the gills with separation anxiety is drivin all over droppin names and murdering dudes left and right ..Beddow seems to have come into his own as well traveling to the south land the womens field is near extinct ....Mid month it was so hot it drove David Williams out of Jays basement back up to Miscene..Special-K is lighting dudes up week after week... A bunch of krauts on loan from the thr cheese state stopped by to holocaust em at BTR..Nxt morning ..the feel good underdog win of the year goes out to that Andy kid from Onam-right-fuckin -now...stealin a win from the Roadking..and some other fast youngster ..by this time Kroske is all but extinguished into beautiful pile of flesh...The state TT was as normal as years past..few care about TTs pity,,,Speaking of State championships...holy fuckin shit..what the fuck happened in Lansing complete Murder fuckin city..As Bissell came and lawn mowed em for 90 min...still no Bunny
August..
ebb is now rearing its head a little few weekends remain O2 saved one by throwing out a last minute quickie in the Murder City..turn out was thin..tight techinal course...to bad its a good idea with room to grow..Kroske regaining about a 1/4 of form..wads it up..That one bald guy from O2 laps the masters field..and the 1/2 race is like a repeat performance of the Black Aces gig - minus about 2k worth of watts per lap...Waterford worlds is near the end of another ridiculously hot summer..Kroske eats shit again trying to find form..Martin V seals the deal the deal..The Labor Day tradition gets bumped up a week in hopes of a better turnout..the Jury is still out on whether it was a success..with the exception a of a handful of Canadians The Bunny and a few Ohio imports the competition was there..Dybo rolled the triple Kroske carnaged hiself again..Zolojesus won an old farts class..Special-K rode human ..and That one skinny kid who was coming into form back in July solidified it..taking down some heavy dudes! The race boasted some of the most badass trophy's to date..
All of this could not have been done with out you...as funky as it seemed...Ebb and Flo worked out.
passionately yours forever T
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