Monday, February 20, 2017

Black Jack

1.Raced the infamous Kamikaze downhill 

2. After consuming a 2 liter of Regular Root-Beer the night before a UCI cross race..thinking it was diet..refused to eat dinner because he had eating his allotted calories for the day..

3.Shaved six months off his life after being motor paced behind a mini van for 100 miles to obtain the 300K goal

4.Lawn Darts himself headfirst into the Kentucky bluegrass at a USGP when his outdated brakes fail.

5.Eats portable, squeezable oatmeal on long rides

1 comment:

Henrietta Collins said...

Awesomely Perfect