Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Lemmys House of go fuck yourself

This gal looked to be fully on point...until the dreaded helmet debacle..
i mean i do love the aero lids and  there are so so so many out there..but like Brians mouth wash...it aint makin it
Hey i remember that gal there...
didnt she used show up to the Waterford worlds a few years back and pay the entry fee in one dollar bills..
things that make you go mmmmmmmmmmmmm...
she wore that catlike and the skinsuit like a pure mutherfuckin badass BITD
whats wrong with this pic???
I aint pickin on these guys..but gawd dam..first off they get Fonzie cool points for having the balls to pony up those Briko lids...but they just fuckin fall on there smug gravel faces in the eye wear dept...

whats my rule about helmet company's that produce eyewear...?

Time to hit up the rep and let em know how much social media coverage your gettin and demand the shades 
Mojo-Risin rollin a beach cruiser and smokin a fatty...what a great life...
hey DC use your clout of that national Championship Phartbike jersey and for god-fuckin sake get some new fuckin eyewear......
This is just plain fuckin stupid..
Ill be glad when this whole fake loaded gravel all day riding touring thing finaly bites the dust...

USAC just added a class to all its National Championships.......
He rides a road, that don't have no end,
An open highway, without any bends,
Tramp and his stallion, alone in a dream,
Proud in his colours, as the chromium gleams,
On Iron Horse he flies, on Iron Horse he gladly dies,
Iron Horse his wife, Iron Horse his life

He lives his life, he's living it fast,
Don't try to hide, when the dice have been cast,
He rides a whirlwind, that cuts to the bone,
Loaded forever, and righteously stoned,
On Iron Horse he flies, on Iron Horse he gladly dies,
Iron Horse his wife, Iron Horse his life

Yeah, slide it to me!

One day one day, they'll go for the sun,
Together they'll slide, on the eternal run,
Wasted forever, on speed bikes and booze,
Yeah tramp and the brothers, all born to lose,
On Iron Horse he flies, on Iron Horse he gladly dies,
Iron Horse his wife, Iron Horse his life

1 comment:

Henrietta Collins said...

Glasses always go over helmet straps. And why are his knees so close to the bar?

I'm surprised DC wasn't riding a time trial bike since he can beat all the world tour riders.