1.flat bars or drop bars....flats
easier to do one handed wheelies..


2.gravel or pavement...gravel
less likely to get crushed by a fuckin car



3.dirt or gravel...dirt
because really thats what we all want instead of bone jarrin hand rattling romantic gravel....



4.trimmed or bald...trimmed
trimmed..bald is for under age girls



5.beer or wine...wine
ever see a wine belly...?



6.winter or summer...summer
days are longer and life is too short to sleep



7.Lako or McWilliams...McWilliams
Al looks like he has more fun...and fun is cool!!!



8.Spring racing...fall racing
Spring is when your motivated from the death of winter..
fall is sweater weather and time for jocks to get laid..



9.single or geared...single
we need a simpler life..be single..you can add a few when you need to mix it up.



10.shimano or Sram...
Sram will do anything for you..
Shimano is ultimately the Evil and the place were the whole world gets the pro-deal..



11.Creepy or normal...creepy
the creepier people stay away from you.



12.Franklin or Trevor...Franklin
because he is classier



13.Scotty or Burke...Burke
Scotty is the man right now..
But Burke is the All time All arounder and being good at alot hings despite what Kenny Powers says..is rad



14.Loyal and sporadic or Undependable and regular... Loyal and sporadic
rather have a little of a good thing than too much of some bad stuff.



15,Steak Fries or onion rings...steak fries
Love me some big ol Donut style rings..but the breath part brought with em doesn't jive with after dinner acts..
Steak fries done right will hold with ya longer..and compliment steak nicely and red meat is rad