Holy cow sceneres...are you still out there?

If so your sittin down wasting more time by visiting this over played worn out twisted piece of the internet...lookin possibly for another often negative but useful and sometimes just plain out right worthless normal Friday 15....

it aint happening no matter how much i hate being the faceless face of TMS i still feel somewhat responsible for keeping the vibe alive..I know i have said this before........it ain no Kolo-Tc...but over the years id like to think of us over here in this comer of the atomic field as just bastards and honest opinionated assholess.

So whats up..whats going on with the scene? being that Ts grammar hasnt improved he gonna do what he does second best list how were rollin with only a few months to go...

1.No road race state championships...maybe next year
2.No TT state Championship...see above
3.The Detroit cycling championship was a huge success folks are still glowing
4.We need the Debates race put back on labor day weekend ...where its at makes summer end too early
5.One of the Best Crits of the year sees only a few make the $border crossing commitment...
6.Hess cleans up the field all summer long like double strength Bounty
7.Nate W proves the dad theory................................................. quality over quantity
9.MBRA is kept alive..
10.Whatever  happened Harvey?
11.Lil Gooch just cant out kick that kid from the old man wheelmen club
12.Cross sneaked up on us quick
13.Bryce N wins another State title
14.Benny Filled in where that Wanley kid left a big hole
15.Pappa ignores pain and eats things that would make a Billy Goat puke...
16.DANIELLE DEFRANCESCHI and other Canadians have the free pass all summer
17.TSS and SSt are the norm
18.Burke picks a Tri event rather than the Alma Gp
17.speaking of ALMA..Gp..hey JB why not spread the hype around and make a couple of cool GPs
18.upgrading is easy its the committal part for some thats hard..
19.Cant Stop Staran makes the next big step..
20.Yankus gets dropped by a guy with  Aero bars
21.SuperDoug comes and brings a big jug of the darkside with him
22.The Corktown crit sends more dudes to life alert just like the Black Aces gig
23.TT honch and the nicest guy to ever kick your ass suffers a complete body carnage
24.Mark W cant stop ridin
25.Ohio badass and scene suffocation God Paul Martin has a brother and he lives in your backyard
26.Cherry Roubiax is the race that everyone wants to win...but its not really a race oh yea it is..no
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