1.The North west side of Michigan's population increases
2.the weather channel is the most visited site for three days
3.For one day everyone is a bike racer
4.Its a race..not really a race
5.The liver gets the biggest workout since New Years
6.Classes for everyone
7.Social Media explodes for the next 3 weeks
8.selfies till you vomit
9.Expo..time everyone gets to score the pro-deal on shit
10.Yes people buy the traditional jersey and shorts
11.biggest one day race...
12.Dudes come out of the wood work
13.guys who are not pro get to be called pros
14.High Fives..Butt slappin and Kudos...
15.Braggin rights for at least until the next one