Thursday, November 23, 2017


sit down and waist some fuckin time with your favorite crusty old fuck







I hate these things..
I mean i fully get it.
but i have never scene one that looks like it goes completely with the kit..
even worse,,this candy ass needs one at this temp
its obviously not that fuckin cold by the looks of that thin short sleeve ugly ass jersey...






pedal harder
dickhead


Johnny Utah staged this..
im fuckin sure of it..
cuz how many times have you been out riding..
two lone humans passing each other
and one of you is so fuckin egocentric..you cant even acknowledge the other fuckin human
if you fall into that category..you basically fail at human life




some folks want..carbon-fiber 11 speed with the next anti-bob suspension
some folks want the next smart phone and that new spicy dog turd wrapped in a tortilla
some folks want to shove AA batterys up there arse...

i say whatfuckin ever
live and let live..

but fuck you in the face
Lemmy wants this Badass..thing..
the only thing lacking is someone with enuf liquor and balls to accompany me..holy fuck im in love...


wholy fuckin Tailwind turds
thought this old fuck died two years ago...
buy some new clothes..we all know you got the fuckin grip


Nice clean and simple..
think otherwise
fuk you




please forgive humans for they often not know what they can really achieve
guided by the right people
there still is time...


Boy metal fucks..
its that time of the year for flannell
im gonna give them all an A+ without having to do any extra fuckin credit..
cept maybe the two gals on your right..
chix in flannel make lemmy happy
too much hangin out with T will do that to ya..
fuck off


Nice....


some folks dont get singlespeeds
some folks dont understand simplicity
some folks think it is just plain fuckin gawd awfull stupid to have only one choice in this god foresaken dirtball of a planet

ya know what Lemmy says..
fuck you...
dont knock something until you tried it..
in fact try it fuckin twice because the first time you probably did it wrong...

Here we come
Walkin' down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet
Hey, hey, we're 3T
And people say we monkey around
But we're too busy winnin
To put anybody down
We go wherever we want to
Do what we like to do
We don't have time to get restless
There's always something new
We're just tryin' to be friendly
Come and watch us win and play
We're the young generation
And we've got something to say, oh
Any time
Or anywhere
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who'll be standing there?



like the kit
too bad he sucks at cross..


OH!
love the bike
the color
the rigid fork...
a time and a place
for everything



Jeez-us H fuckin Christ,,
it fuckin happened..
They let Levi ride
you pop one dopin dirtbag and they let another one back into the scene
fuck-me.


Love is...
a nice well presented kit
this gal looks very nice 
the gloves match the thigh script,,
socks look good..
its too bad the hat isnt straight..
but i cant fault her its probably that poor fitting Limar helmet she has on..


Total kit fail here by what looks to be the WIZ makin another comeback
why the fail..?
if i have to tell you 
your doing it wrong too..


Kit win!
hands fuckin down
and of course a KOM for the pony


I dunno what the fuck is going on here...
but im diggin it though


this is why god lied to you..
the world does not revolve around carbon fuckin fiber...
nuf fuckin said


go..
be gone with you

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

B Rad towing the line, making all
the chumps suffer, crushing dreams!

Anonymous said...

Where did that old turd pull that Gerolsteiner jacket out from? Have some self respect!

Henrietta Collins said...

Too bad he won't put his ego on the line in the Elite race...

Anonymous said...

I'll go race the 45 master guy's, I know I can win there.