1.flavored anything that isnt the real thing
come on just eat the real shit ...........................fuck

2.NASCAR
boring...

3.riding longer than 4 hrs
ok we get lure and the romance..
anyone who says spending this much time riding more than this is lying or has no life or outside interests..

which makes them boring as fuck

4.Chinese carbon fiber
ok its like rolling the dice on this..
having a forehead that is intact is far better than saving 10 grams to not get dropped..

eat less train smarter

5.paying for time pieces costing more $100
seriously..TMS has owned expensive watches..
the Timex Iron Man may not be classy but fuck it will out last the Tissot any day...

6,Track racing..see #2
Ok we know everyone has affixed erection right now for this..
this is a TMS no brainier..when was the last time NASCAR made the Sunday morning motor review..

never
TMS
open wheel formula one..all the way..add a few turns in the velo-drome and were in..

7. Everesting:
get a life

8. Triathlons:
people bitch they dont have that much time to train and do life shit..
then turn around and do shit like this

cant figure out humans

9.Shop Guys..
ok we all know em the local bike shop employee..
there the best right? ride more
train blah blah blah..
even worse the fuck head who has jumped from shop to shop..

nice loyalty fuckhead..

10. Trendy beers...
as if we dont have enuf choices..
TMS barely has enuf energy to put out this shitty blog the last thing they want to do is chew there beer..
fuck

11.Coffee costing more than 1.25..
really just give me the caffeine and fuck off

12.Gravel bikes
We get it..its fun but the now average gravel bike for the masses is just a piggy road bike..
and if you think riding gnarly single track or in a foot of snow on a bike with 47c tires and drop bars is fun..your lying...

13.Phartbikes
without 3 inches of snow its dumb and they ride like a turd..and within 3 years if not already the category in most brand lines will be down to 1or 2 bikes...

14.Vacations in areas where poverty surround it
we aint sittin in a resort or in a place if you leave the compound your gonna get raped, fucked and robbed..no thanks

got Inkster and Joy rd in our  back yard..dont need to spend $$ and fly to get that

15.Taking everything so serous...
fuck lighten up you could die today..and all the while you have composed yourself as a miserable hating prick..


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