Fuckin......................................................................................................................Fuck

Lemmy waste your time...

Phhhh 

 from the Colnago camp..

decent color..
and the design looks nice not all jacked up wheelbase and funky suspension fork..and wholy fuckin pre-cum two chain rings...

20 bucks this bike rides like shit...
looks like a runaway train...

i mean who the fuck needs to carry those jugs of water on the fork...
betcha it makes bunny hopping water-bars hard as fuck

dumb...
nice flip-flops...

Yeeeech..

maybe the black and white 

the top left are questionable..

and white..well i suppose

OK 

we all know its a mystery why the fuck USAC hasnt pounced on the gravel national championship thing..

but the real mystery to this crusty old fuck...

is when they are gonna get on the electric bike thing...
its coming...

OK..

I romance alot shit too you fuckers...

but 200 miles..

is it really a race?

i mean you can turn anything into a race i suppose.

come on fuckin stop with this

these chix....

those racks...

surprise Super Dave isnt leading this ride.

This Moser...
Campy Boras...
Not Lexus velodrome worthy but...
Im liking the the simple pleasures this ride brings to my mind...

This is a total WTF...
first off the fork?
and that top tube??
a kick stand...?
Aliexpress the death of all things normal

quite possibly the nicest looking togs to come from the Fizik group in a long time...
god i just hope there not named some gravel thing

shit there aint nothing you cant buy..in the cycling world...

wanna see your genetically low watts?

buy a power meter

wanna feel like the a gravel crushing monster your  peers seem like?

buy a gravel bike...

want style?

The S company has made it easy for every mediocre idiot to grab a sense of style...?

just bring plenty of grip cuz there shit aint cheap..

I dont know where the fuck this is going on it..???

but Lemmy would be all over it..

cripes

Chicks riding plastic bikes in string bikinis...

must be headin down to the Tiki bar at the boat club..

.

there is ton of cool shit out there..

pigeon hole yourself into one genre and your gone in 3 years..

Boy im sure fuckin glad those assholes dropped the no seat tube design...

fuuuuuck

go away

"calculated chaos"

Ｓｅｇｍｅｎｔ

I'm a street walking cheetah

with a heart full of napalm

I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb

I am a world's forgotten boy

The one who searches and destroys

Honey gotta help me please

Somebody gotta save my soul

Baby detonates for me

Look out honey, 'cause I'm using technology!

Ain't got time to make no apology

Soul radiation in the dead of night

Love in the middle of a fire fight

Honey gotta strike me blind

Somebody gotta save my soul

Baby penetrates my mind

And I'm the world's forgotten boy

The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy

And honey I'm the world's forgotten boy

The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy

Forgotten boy, forgotten boy 

Forgotten boy said

hey forgotten boy

its like she's got so much energy she doesn't know what to do with it and its just pouring out of her. Show me a modern singer with so much spontaneity and charisma?

Planet Caravan 

i don’t believe it.

…that, is why you fail.

1.Thin crust pizza
2.ICE cold beer in a frosted tall mug
3.Jelly Doughnuts from a real bakery
4.a matching kit
5.clean eyewear
6.fresh legs
7.making someone smile
8.quiet clean drivetrain
9.simple machines
10 Led Zeppelins first LP
11.cooked carrots
12.stuffyoushouldknow.com
13.fresh coffee
14.new bar-tape
15.the perfect line

Hellofame wrap

Riders:

5:Queen Anne/Black Ace:

Ts Opinion:
spot on the Black Ace is still the bar on what an old hard man should be measured by..too many races to name, and years to count the Black-Ace also made state champions..if you knew him you'd find out he aint so black...

Queen Anne: She made the path for all other female crossers to follow..Tailwind would of been alot lot less pretty without her!


4:KIDA/Lil Pony
Ts Opinion:
KIDA..come on no brainier..KIDA is a world-cup rider all the way..and whether he finds his way back there or he stays here in the US or hell rides around with Miscene hot-shoes KIDA kicks ASS.....
Lil: Pony....All time CX scene kind...a National title..state titles, and he can kick ass on a MTB oh forgot he was a BMXER back in the 80s..and shit the guy can skate too........ holy fuck

3:SIMONSTER/Seamon
Ts Opinion: SIMONSTER is the modern machine...Mikes rides are almost as legendary as his workouts..the Dude won ICEMAN, and is a pretty solid all around rider as well as a  human..


Seamon:....Mike was the Miscene through and through there wasn't nothing he couldn't ride or a person he wouldn't greet with a smile...a huge chunk of the scene went away that summer day..

2:Foshag
Ts Opinion:  The Evil-Dude..Foshag is alot like Burke minus a handful of State Titles...Foshag could ride just about anything decent a solid all rounder been racing since 1980 and probably the best friend you never had...


1: Burke..
Ts Opinion: The best all arounder the State has scene since the scene...now creepin in on a two kid status he may only get better...

Ts: special pick...
T had soo many others he felt he needed to add in but for now....Dybo..BigRay is way too old and too crusty to be left off this list this quarter...

Promoters:

2:Fun promotions
Ts Opinion: felt like Brent got the short end of the stick..but hey its a vote...Brents events paved the way for others


1:Tailwind:
Ts Opinion:
Uncle Bobby made racing fun in soo many ways..all the way back to early days when he mailed out the results each and every rider to the final Orange crushem day...man hope i aint the only when to miss that old bastard....

Ts: special pick...
The Rhinos and whoever keep the Waterford and Gratten series going....mid week racing rules

Venues:

2:Lowell 50
Ts Opinion: Kinda surprised this one got the Nod..its run well not over-hyped like most of the Epic gravel thing's going..but its a great race and ran well..
Waterford Hills


1.Waterford hills
Ts Opinion: what actually is a track made for cars..that gives people a place to race..nuff said

Ts: special pick...
Birmingham Crits..the course is a easy to see anywhere bad-ass crit.. and the spectator turnout is full on in effect

Events:

2:Detroit Cycling championship
Ts Opinion:Another one T is surprised it made the cut after a first year big deal folks must of loved enough to call it forver..time will tell


1:ICEMAN
Ts Opinion: really..any place were you can race a bike get shit faced and laid is befitting to the helofame in Ts book

Ts: special pick...
The Black-Ace death crit any rainy year...dont call yourself as crit racer until you go down and hang out in the Black-Aces hood...it aint Nascar..its Formula One on Cocaine and Pussy

KILLER NOTABLE RIDES

2:Big Miss
Ts Opinion:..Yea Mikes big Miss even hurt T a little...anyone who has ever had one of these knows the feeling...

1:Magic Man
Steve shows up as what i would think as the underdog and then walks away about 15 pounds heavier...

Ts: special pick...
brotherhood recipe...any time you can and even lap the field with your Bro...is a good day..fuck

TURDS:

2.AAVC
Ts Opinion:..wow didn't see this one coming either...guess people dont like shelling out there hard earned bucks to keep the Ann Arbor trail system up to date...


1:Webb
really...eye for an eye tooth for tooth...you cheat you get what you deserve...

FUCK YOU TMS GO AWAY...................

2.your a pot stirrer and you should be fucked by Satan

TMS lays it out there and lets humans make up there own...Charlie didnt murder anyone and TMS is all of you fuckers

1.no one comments anymore and i like to see that shit

yea did seem alot more fun before TMS pulled the plug that one New Years eve...