Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Hellofame wrap




Riders:

5:Queen Anne/Black Ace:

Ts Opinion:
spot on the Black Ace is still the bar on what an old hard man should be measured by..too many races to name, and years to count the Black-Ace also made state champions..if you knew him you'd find out he aint so black...

Queen Anne: She made the path for all other female crossers to follow..Tailwind would of been alot lot less pretty without her!


4:KIDA/Lil Pony
Ts Opinion:
KIDA..come on no brainier..KIDA is a world-cup rider all the way..and whether he finds his way back there or he stays here in the US or hell rides around with Miscene hot-shoes KIDA kicks ASS.....
Lil: Pony....All time CX scene kind...a National title..state titles, and he can kick ass on a MTB oh forgot he was a BMXER back in the 80s..and shit the guy can skate too........ holy fuck

3:SIMONSTER/Seamon
Ts Opinion: SIMONSTER is the modern machine...Mikes rides are almost as legendary as his workouts..the Dude won ICEMAN, and is a pretty solid all around rider as well as a  human..


Seamon:....Mike was the Miscene through and through there wasn't nothing he couldn't ride or a person he wouldn't greet with a smile...a huge chunk of the scene went away that summer day..

2:Foshag
Ts Opinion:  The Evil-Dude..Foshag is alot like Burke minus a handful of State Titles...Foshag could ride just about anything decent a solid all rounder been racing since 1980 and probably the best friend you never had...


1: Burke..
Ts Opinion: The best all arounder the State has scene since the scene...now creepin in on a two kid status he may only get better...

Ts: special pick...
T had soo many others he felt he needed to add in but for now....Dybo..BigRay is way too old and too crusty to be left off this list this quarter...





Promoters:

2:Fun promotions
Ts Opinion: felt like Brent got the short end of the stick..but hey its a vote...Brents events paved the way for others


1:Tailwind:
Ts Opinion:
Uncle Bobby made racing fun in soo many ways..all the way back to early days when he mailed out the results each and every rider to the final Orange crushem day...man hope i aint the only when to miss that old bastard....

Ts: special pick...
The Rhinos and whoever keep the Waterford and Gratten series going....mid week racing rules







Venues:

2:Lowell 50
Ts Opinion: Kinda surprised this one got the Nod..its run well not over-hyped like most of the Epic gravel thing's going..but its a great race and ran well..
Waterford Hills


1.Waterford hills
Ts Opinion: what actually is a track made for cars..that gives people a place to race..nuff said

Ts: special pick...
Birmingham Crits..the course is a easy to see anywhere bad-ass crit.. and the spectator turnout is full on in effect






Events:

2:Detroit Cycling championship
Ts Opinion:Another one T is surprised it made the cut after a first year big deal folks must of loved enough to call it forver..time will tell


1:ICEMAN
Ts Opinion: really..any place were you can race a bike get shit faced and laid is befitting to the helofame in Ts book

Ts: special pick...
The Black-Ace death crit any rainy year...dont call yourself as crit racer until you go down and hang out in the Black-Aces hood...it aint Nascar..its Formula One on Cocaine and Pussy







KILLER NOTABLE RIDES

2:Big Miss
Ts Opinion:..Yea Mikes big Miss even hurt T a little...anyone who has ever had one of these knows the feeling...

1:Magic Man
Steve shows up as what i would think as the underdog and then walks away about 15 pounds heavier...

Ts: special pick...
brotherhood recipe...any time you can and even lap the field with your Bro...is a good day..fuck








TURDS:

2.AAVC
Ts Opinion:..wow didn't see this one coming either...guess people dont like shelling out there hard earned bucks to keep the Ann Arbor trail system up to date...


1:Webb
really...eye for an eye tooth for tooth...you cheat you get what you deserve...







FUCK YOU TMS GO AWAY...................

2.your a pot stirrer and you should be fucked by Satan

TMS lays it out there and lets humans make up there own...Charlie didnt murder anyone and TMS is all of you fuckers

1.no one comments anymore and i like to see that shit

yea did seem alot more fun before TMS pulled the plug that one New Years eve...










5 comments:

Anonymous said...

TURDS:

B Rad

Scotty Albaugh said...

Glad SIMONSTER made the list, the MIScene wouldn't be the same without him!

Anonymous said...

amen

Matt said...

That's a solid start to the HOF, certainly better than ABBA in the R&R HOF

Anonymous said...

amen