Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Go on hate me...


Happy new year you miserable fucks


congrats..
you own the worlds most fuckin poorly handling bike..
watch for it next year at local IBS



There is alot of bad shit going on here
i cant get passed the chick on my lower left
the stripes give her the old 24/7 camel toe..


Ok heres the deal dopplegangers
you can drink with me
but you better be able to keep up..
no one likes someone passing out on them
and Lemmy doesn't have time for part time bloggers ..
make an effort express yourself or die



 first off..what the fuck is on this gals head...
helmets have taken a turn for the nasty lately i thought nothing could top those horrible Brikos ..
but this looks like Lego is now trying to cash in on the bike world...
fucken god awfull..
the bike no water bottle and lock WTF..no H2O i get it..thelock..
no ones gonna steal that shit while your shaggin in the woods....
on the subject of the bike....
 i hate when they stage shit like this at least put this broad in front of something valued more than 650$ fuck
her only saving grace fuck the dead...
those hips!!!


she looks photo-shopped...
Nice legs...


helmets too big..
bike is dirty as fuck
the seat bag is horrible...
Now the bike...
maybe shes just holding it for her guy friend as he checks out the local KOMS that he can smash...


I like to refer to shit like these from now on as
"calculated chaos"
who ever thought of these covers is a fuckin genius...


fuck me
why do i follow these tumblrs


the base media kit looks pretty nice for 2018
but that skinny kid should never flex not even in jokes
and the wafer thin chap on the left were the hell is his wingman....
he needs to have him or his gal shave the back of his neck..
detail bro details...



I can get behind these....


laces aside...the color defiantly yes...
only with an all black it...


go away......

1 comment:

Henrietta Collins said...

Those covers are TITS! Those shoes are dope too.