meat burpin...

Man fools haven't sat down and gave too many thoughts on too many things lately...but gawd by golly sometimes things jist stuck in yer craw that it takes just the right  meat burp to break em loose...

I got two things that broke loose last Friday evening after two double stacks and big ol pile of Wendy fries
but wait holy turd second... before i break loose with a Burger King fart smelling opinion covered in a richly thick Arbys sauce grammar..

i didnt even bother to spell check this shit......cuz i dont give a fuck...

Im gonna see the good side in them after words..so if you got the stomach and the time pull up your often smug self to the table of Ts Bullshit cafe and hang out for a bit and maybe you will remember where you came from and find out where your going....

or not...

THIS

first off haters...T aint crying real tears over this...cuz it aint worth it..but just gotta vent a little on whats up this promoter? and why in the gawd dam hell the current entry fees are so fuckin blessit high?
I do realize there is the term Epic hung on it...and also realize the the Gods of Gravel 3 QnM are the presenting dudes..and also from my understanding here that in years past all finishers got medals...surround it all in free beer and food atmosphere....but i aint seeing the NFL like high prices for this event...i dont even wanna go into the payouts...cuz as soon as T whimpers prize money old school from back in the day haters are gonna cry ..................

you aint doing it for the money.......

But from the grumblings in around the scene a empty growler or pint glass aint making it worth the middle class racers day away from the home and kids...
My honest opinion isnt new..and i suppose who am i to tell u not you shouldnt ride the wave of the next big thing and erection for as long as you can even if that means your gonna get sprayed by the fat wad of jiz from promoters cashing in so be it...
it wont last long since the average attention span of the modern human is about .2 seconds before the next swipe,tweet,like and post...it all be back to the normal day to day humdrum of town line sprints and butt slappin

This brings T to the next steamer dropping....

THIS

WTF is going on...

Its like Tron meets Breaking Away....im not that old and crusty to get it..cuz i do...T plays enuf GTA5 to make even the most pimpled face 15 year red and run for the cheat codes..I guess i aint and you all shouldnt be surprised thats what we have as society come to...hell young folk can not even communicate face to face anymore...so aint no surprisin me that being active shouldnt be much different...Ill tell you this if T Stravad he wouldn't be given any fool no damb Kudos for be anti-fuckin social races...im confused maybe i didnt read too far into it? is there cost..im sure there is T you ignorant old man...and what about USAC?...time T time....

Getin the Kit

Ok i get it..cost grip to put on a event...with all the stuff promoters have to go through, and the cost just to turn a profit ..but that being said lets take what should quite possible be a 45$ cost to race event and see where the extra dollars come into the fold..

• Every finisher gets a medal..totally agree..riding around for 100K on gravel and wash boards with a bunch of non category riders and surviving should be worth something..so medal of honor just coming away with all your flesh..thats a win add at least 10$ 

• When a promoter has the word Epic in there name..thats worth at least 10$ in Monday mornings social media braggin rights
• pay out to the top three only? Stop crying your getting a medal...and hell the promoter wants you to earn those Epic dollars...not everyone can call themselves pro's add 5$ to the promoter for makin u folks HTFU 

• Q+M presenting it...a additional 10$ is a bargin when you factor in the traction your gonna get just from lining up next to the 3t team

so I suppose when you look at that way....your gettin a steal..
your a fool if you think other wise...

OK...

• Inside racing Im blown away the fact everyone likes to race soo much... coulda of fooled me at  the turnout of last years CX state championship..but whatta I know? 
• Its not often the fat guy livin next store with no USAC category to every speak of gets a chance to take down a ScottyA, Tommy B or B-Rad...im diggin it...kinda like that dope across the street with the modded out 95 Civic going up against Lewis Hamilton in a on line game of F1...
• never have to worry about losin skin...
• never clean your bike other than a quick sweat wipe off again..
• probably the best benefit to this type of dick swinging is...you never have to personally expose yourself to some of the most self bloated egotistic humans to walk the earth.  

Holy shit..T just convinced himself....

Its a rad
rad
rad
rad
world we live in...

but about those Lexus Velodrome trading cards.....