1. a class for everyone:
kinda  like running a marathon but with timed category.."oh your 14 minute miler" your row 221...

2.Run what ya brung:
fuck i wanna come to the line on a recumbent next year at barry...

3.Danger at the front:
with lack of a certain skill level or category..wow things get pretty fuckin scary up front until the 1 hr mark..

4.promoters:
No lie here ..there doing a killer job promoting...its only right they are cashing in huge on it..

5.Race Etiquette:
Riding two and three abreast as the main pack of leaders comes barrel assin up on your 12 mph pace...is a scary fucking experience...

6.The Beer at the finish:
I get it totally...but the last time i gutted myself and bleed from the eye-sockets for 2 or 3 hrs alcohol was not the first thing i wanted to grab at the line...

7.Race, Challenge, Mayhem or Grinder...
which one is it? 

fuuuuuuuck

8.One class:
Wanna do barry? and tell the locals at the cycling club you did it...
you dont get the 24 mile out..its kinda like saying you did the quarter marathon...or ran Boston..but really just bandit it..

9.100 milers
as much as i hate it..
i can embrace it..there is a romance to suffering in the cold that just makes me feel soo fuckin euro-cool

10.Everyone is happy!
cant bitch about that...

11.Dudes with flats..
for christ fuckin sake get the fuck outta of the road with your upside down phart-bike ass....SHIT

12.Course overlap.
gotta love when all the fast dudes attack while mixing in with circus bears on mountain bikes

13.Pot holes and flying bottles..
Thanks a fuckin alot for calling that shit out dick head...

14,Waterbottle cages..
promoters should be putting Arundell or any other decent brand of bottle cages in everyone swag bag of useless lap flaps and sour outdated gel packs....see above

15. Staging...
always love me some good old fashion bumb rushin

16. Free merch
T-shirts of honor just like the 5K world


Gravel racing a love hate relationship...