State Of The Cake...

Holy over priced entry's and cheap Taiwanese carbon fiber has it been a long haul to get here....

Its barely May and T feels like he just finished a summer of Waterford worlds..Ya know T may not be able to compose a post worth bat turds, and he dont always always agree with the world we live in..but dam folks..T dont hate much...cept maybe seeing folks put hands on other folks when they aint asked too..Between all these over-ego fools touchin ladies, to that one dude who folks thinks is the next big thing pushin the the Evil dude at a training race has me wringing my wrists..note to listening humans unless your asked to do what momma and all those proper role models told you not to do.....keep your hands yoself...personal space...you never know when someone might fuckin throat punch you.

There
 on with why waistin yo time.Looks mother nature is preparing to spread some warm love soon and to everyone that has been linin up congrats you deserved..there soo much good shit goin on and things despite the hate this blog sometime incubates you folks got it pretty darn good...

To put it mildly you got your Cake and you can eat it too..It just barely feels like spring and you got anything you want when it comes to pinnin numbers on...Gravel...pleny of it...dirt TTs got that...Road TTs yes..crits...OK road races...soon...and shoot the Weekday worlds will be crowin in a fort nights time...

I often wish TMS could be as dialed and well thought as those kids blog up north...but its not and its hard to each old dogs new tricks..so in turd like tms fashion heres the list of whats hot, whats not and whats luke warm on this day of May the 4th  2018


gravel...
hottest place to race, ride or walk your bike....

Willow TT...
the one time opening to how well your training is going..alotta fast dudes have passed through those circle..this year it was dismal to say the least with only two riders going sub 30m for 20K

variety:
man if you own any type of bike, chances are somewhere some place on any Sunday you can race that shit..

Marc Walters:
Scary fast..won Yankee TT against a semi stacked field

3T
Didnt quiet have to spring campaign TMS had anticipated it to have

Burke
Creating the Brady Bunch hasnt slowed the road-king down so it seems... a podium at Barry and a solid ride at Yankee

100 miles...
You wanna race 100 miles TMS is the place..and lots of folks love that shit..currently SIMONSTER loves it more

This Blog
Its without question this blog is suffering for new material...

Rust Shaker:
Johnny U nips the Giant at the line..

Wendys double stack
Best value in a quick cheap burger..and if you hit up the one near Ts house the 99% of the time they  screw the order up give you two plus fries for nothing....

Base Media:
despite there choice in wheels..T cant knock em,...they have been out there racing...they got some fast young kids in the squad, and almost all are pretty decent dudes..

Aprils weather
complete shit waste of a month...

Jeff Johnson:
who's funding this guys race budget..cuz he has been racing every weekend since last July..


current state of our country:
they say consumer confidence and spending is up...


pre-reg for any crit
commitment is a hard thing,

ScottyA:
Scotty has been racin his ass off, gravel, TTin crits Mtbs..dude is scary fast...but seems to be missing that something, sooo close..maybe this weekend


trails:
good shape dialed and fast despite the crummy spring

Kevin Collins:
the crashing started earlier this year than expected...shit....


new Grand Rapids Bike park
now if this reason enough to head west..i dunno what is...geez Louise


Bike company's selling guns
not a good idea


Yankus's ride at Barry
Still a badass ride...

EPS;
ditching the Kool-Aide for alternative plastics


TMS view on gravel events
no hate towards it, just gawd awfull jealous TMS didn't jump on the band wagon and make one up...it appears to be just the right way to squeeze into the lifestyle and infamous status


Taco bells new menu
I think someone in there marketing department has been hitting too many color drugs..yeech


Locking up assholes for running people over on bikes
Phhhh...these assholes should be taken out the same way they take out innocent humans..


Luke Mullis:
Isnt he the next big thing?

The Black-Ace..
has the quote of the day at Barry after someone who shall not be named gave him shit..

"Ill forgive you because i know your tired"


the Velodrome
Have you been there T, do ride a bike there? Can I...


the Velodrome in the summer
sure


till next time Love ya
T