POWERS HOUR

you know what kicksass is...
aside from the silly little list that has been poppin up on this insignificant place of the intronet...

let me tell ya
 i know my way around kickin ass..you dont get nic-names like the Shelby Sensation...Doctor Cock and balls...the Man with the Golden Dick...want me to go on ???

sure i can go on..The bullet proof tiger...the team leaders..

So im pretty fuckin confident to say i know what fuckin kicks ass

From what gather through the little people in my life i have out scouting the scene for new and kick ass shit..this past weekend in the decaying city on the comeback trail it kicked some ass...Its on the rise and working towards a recover but un like me it aint quite fuckin there yet..since i only have an hour bust out my relayed kickass thoughts before i move on to more cooler and better things that you cant even imagine in your own small brains im gonna just make a list...something easy for small two sided brains to understand..

stand the fuck back..its gonna be quick messy and sticky...

• Free parking ample and in the fuckin shade...Kick-ass
• Porta Johns everywhere...Kick-ass
• No TP .....not Kick-ass
• Hydration stations everywhere with ice cold bottled water for thirsty mouths...Kick-ass
• Swag with entry...nice way to lube the deal...Kick-ass
• Respectable entry fees...Kick-ass
• Great Announcing...Kick-ass
• Multi-cultural spectators seeing new sports and things out of there reach for the first time...Kick-ass
• Those two dark hair gals the Eagle was chattin up with at the line....Nice-ass
• Lucky Doctor Cockballs wasnt there...
• Piss testin for Performance enhancement drugs....Kick-ass
• Towers performance in the 35+ race....Kick-ass
• Shamburgers mullet....Kick-ass
• Not as good as mine but worthy still...
• Flowers for the podium...i can be soft and hard..Kick-ass
• Those baked beans inside that bun thing,,,Kick-ass
• Hickens ride.....Kick-ass
• The Speed of the pro-1 race ....Kick-ass
• The pro womens field....Nice-ass
• and those gals names...Valentina Scandolara....kick ass
• That chick in the pro womens going off the front....unfuckinreal Kick-ass
• The Evil-Dude not loosing any skin on his old worn out bod in the final corner of the old guys race...Kick-ass
• Schillers ride...kick ass
• kroske...kick-ass
• That lil Shrek winning in cork town...Kick-ass
• macaroni and cheese in a cup at that one food vendor....Kick-ass
• The Highlanders team all sportin orange socks....Kick-ass
• The illest Pony in the house...Kick-ass
• Thomas Morans ride....kickass
• even with that sketchy stash
• $$ primes all day...kick-ass
• Renkema....Kick-Ass
• Wanleys ride...close to makin it but still notches off...even soo Kick-Ass
• That chick in the last corner with the tattoo on her shoulder of Lion fighting a serpent....Kick-ass
• Dialed ez to get through registration ....kick ass
• Deep pocket payouts...Kick-ass
• Jay Dore in the house...kick-ass

go..
go...on with your normal humdrum missionary position 45 hour week lifestyle...


Kenny Fuckin Powers