1.getting dropped from the break
2.out dated Oberon
3.first lap CX crash
4.the cost of shock repair
5.clipping a pedal
6.whiskey dick
7.using the 20 mph tail wind and still missing your KOM by 2 seconds
8.Stale Starburst
9.peeing with an erection
10.your tubeless tire that will only hold 35 psi when you need 50 to get home
11.Dog owners who continue to walk there dogs without leashes at the trail
12.this blog
13.Instagram ads...............go the fuck away
14.the word "mazel tov"...no offense im not Jewish..
15.fist pumps..go away shake my hand like a human
16.dabbing after a win......fuck off
17.changing battery's in anything
18.getting gapped off
19.idiots who pull useless no win fliers..no your role fools
20.talking to someone who wears glasses that are so fingerprinted up you cant see there eyes..clean that shit
21.waiting for someone to change a flat..fuck stop running race tires dumbass
22.any type of weak cocktail
23.talking with your mouthful
24.your noisy drive train..oil that shit
25.half-wheelin
26.mixing it up in the field sprint when you cant sprint
27.leading the group into the singletrack on lap one and your bike handling skills blow
28.assholes that use there turn single...fuck
29.cheesedicks that dont call out holes and shit in the road on group rides
30.talkin any wattage number or TSS shit with someone other than a coach..they dont care
31.carrying a firearm in a low crime area...really who you gonna shoot..and are u ready for jail
32.PDA (public displays of affection)........annoying and your faking it
33.bragging on how much money you make bike racing........really its not that much
34.crying over payouts
35.aero bars on gravel bikes
36.multitude of classes now at bike races
37.getting pulled over
38.shitting your pants
39.cock-blocking
40.being too anal over little things...take some meds, smoke a joint or go see a shrink
41.sports commentators
42.Phony college pride..if you didn't attend or have kids that are attending that school go find something else to be proud of
43.collecting anything that your not using..its called expensive hoarding
44.judging someone over how much money they make
45.the cost of custom cycling apparel..fuc
46.Black women drivers...........there i said it..sorry.......................... not sorry
47.a blog that has not been updated in months..
48.dropping a chain
49.making decisions
50.white bar tape.........dumb
51.sandbaggers........as bad as dopers maybe worse..HTFU and move up..
52.losing a loved one
53.getting time off work for physical injury but not a mental injury
54.rotten eggs
55.egos
56.asking for free shit
57.Trump
58.Nickleback
59.Old fat guys on Harleys with training wheels
60.shameless promoting shitty products
61.The cost of any bike over 4K fuckin ridiculous..prove to me that its going to make you faster and the experience more enjoyable
62.marriage
63.divorce
64.attorneys..all sharks crooks and most of the time jerks
65. Wallgreens........twice as expensive as every other drug store
66.car payments more than 300$
67 millennials...sure tell me more what your fucking entitled too...
68 any human over 70 driving...you should have to take a road test every two years after 65yrs
69. the cannabis debate...i dont care
70. the cost of a new Ford truck...way to support the american who can burn down and drink on the job
71.Ap alerts
72.a cell phones buzzing any where in public
73.the Inconsistency of race schedules..why cant they all be scheduled the same way week after week
74.Starbucks coffee...taste like burnt beans
75.Facebook...over it and ll its random BS
76.the bottle return law..i hate being held hostage for 10 cents
77.the cost of any name brand cereal....no way that shit cost that much to produce
78.The cost of college...
79.people getting rich of doing dumb shit
80.the cost of a funeral
81. the cost of toilet paper
82.gluttony
83.car repairs
84.how much Kendal Jenner makes...............
85. the income of any professional athlete...




sucks
dumb...and annoying