1. Glasses over helmet strap
2. Shorts and socks always at the same height
3. Suns out, Guns out
4. Always start a race with a clean rig
5. Saddle and tape should match
6. Group rides are not the place for your intervals
7. No half wheeling
8. Don’t be chopping
9. Hold your line
10. Keep your hands to yourself
11. When the race is over, take the number plate off
12. Socks under leg warmers, that even goes for you VdP
13. Only sprint for cash, chix, or the podium
14. Never sprint from the hoods
15. Never, ever ever ever, ever wear a jersey you did NOT earn.  EVER

life rules

we all got em..