1  what you think he wants...20V MAX Cordless Combination Kit,
   he really wants..A set of new carbon wheels, and tires

2 what you think he wants...to be trimming the bushes with those kick ass new trimmers
   he really wants..for his wife to trim her overgrown 70s bush

3  what you think he wants...wash moms car with the new car care equipment you bought him
   he really wants..For to stop running over everything in site and try to keep it clean for more than 24 hrs....

4 what you think he wants...Husqvarna 125B 28-cu cm 2-cycle 170-MPH Handheld Gas Leaf Blower
   he really wants..an EarthRoamer  XV-LT and a empty credit card

5 what you think he wants...Craftsman 723 pc. Mechanics Tool Set
   he really wants.. A gift certificate to the local tune up shop so he can save time from watching YouTube videos on how to change the air filter in your overpriced soccer vehicle

 6 what you think he wants...to be planting the flowers, that he will need to be watering  until mid August 
   he really wants..Mulch everything

7 what you think he wants...M18 18-Volt Lithium-Ion Cordless Combo Tool Kit
   he really wants.One night of interrupted love with the flat screen

 8 what you think he wants...to be cleaning the garage out with the new dust pan and broom set 
   he really wants..For the wife and kids to put there shit away on a regular basis so he wouldn't have to devote his only day off to picking up after his slob family

9 what you think he wants...Weber Summit S-670 Stainless Steel Gas Grill
   he really wants..to cook inside more often cause grilling out sucks!

10  what you think he wants...power wash the the entire fucking house and driveway, with of course the new power washer you bought him...
   he really wants..To Move into a condo

11 what you think he wants...Dolphin Premier Robotic Pool Cleaner
   he really wants..A pool boy to take care of the , and then to be able to float in it with out being splashed

12 what you think he wants...Home Depot Gift certificates 
   he really wants..Gift certificates to any place that serves liquor by chicks in flannel and jeans

13  what you think he wants...Poulan Pro PR4218 18 in. 42cc Gas Chainsaw
   he really wants..To have you pay someone to come and cut that shit down

14 what you think he wants...Emerson SmartSet Alarm Clock Radio with Bluetooth Speaker, Charging Station/Phone Chargers with USB port for iPhone/iPad/iPod/Android and Tablets
   he really wants..to fuckin sleep in for just one god dam day out of the year..

15 what you think he wants...Tommy Johns Second Skin Dress Blues Titanium Stripe Boxer Brief
   he really wants..For his wife to not find his girlfriends thong hidden under there bed



Happy Fathers Day......


Now get off my lawn