1,they play golf
2.go out for beers after work
3.drink anything
4.fist pump
5.like cigars
6.watch sport center
7.wear boat shoes
8.only with no show socks
9.prefer shaved pussys
10.like tinder or any other flirty dating aps
11.flat billed ball caps
12.or there favorite american league baseball team hat on reverse
13.cat call women....under there breath
14.Frat tats
15.own hand guns
16.wear Vineyard vine shirts
17.wear polo shirts
18.play golf and are usually mediocre at it
19.wear golf pants when there not golfing
20.wear jeans when there not wearing golf pants.
21 high fives
22.known to slap each other with towels
23.get giddy or often aggressive after two beers
24.use beer coozies
25.wear nike belts
26.set up pop up tents at sporting events or in rivers
27.have a body fat of 26%
28.have a basement or garage with a flat screen and carpet rolled out  and call it a man cave
29.scream obnoxiously at sports whether on TV or in person
30.wear white tennis shoes after age 50.
30. wear Oakleys
31. usually on the back of there heads
32. or there neck
33.enjoy BBQs in which they cook
34.Prefer restaurants where they are served by waitress in bikini tops
35.Bitch about there wives while eye fucking any waitress thats serving them
36.drive golf carts in subdivisions
37.have thick necks
38 permanently red faces
39 talk about high school or high school sports
40.Drive trucks most commonly american made trucks
41. never haul anything in them
42. typically support Trump
43. closet racists
44.but say there not
45.wear jerseys on game day
46. wear Khaki shorts on those days there not wearing golf pants..or jeans..
47.Get tribal tattoos after 30
48.refer to there spouses as wifey, but call them the old lady after a few beers
49.play on tinder
50.stand on the sidelines instead of sitting in the bleachers when there kids are playing sports
51. have tried all the trendy facial hair things



dudes...and bros........