1. That Impossible burger actually turned out to be...possible
2. That new action figure really didnt do what the Saturday morning commercial claimed..
3. That huge candy bar really wasn't that big..
4. That power test that felt soo hard didnt produce the numbers you thought they did
5. That lap at DTE want that that fast
6. That KOM you didnt you missed because that GPS box on the handlebars didnt register 
7. This shitty blog hasnt gotten any better of time
8. That micro brew didnt taste like you thought it would
9. That blind date wasn't what you expected
10. The shoes didnt fit
11. The band that throws the universal sign of rock out wasn't as good live as you thought they were 
12. That blow job didnt make point your toes..or curl your feet 
13. that blue pill didnt give the girth you wanted
14. The energy drink didnt do much for your energy
15. Those tires didnt ride like they claim

You ever thought you may have been cheated...