Hey Nerds..
for once i aint here to talk about chicks...although id love to but not tonight The Fonz has been jugglin way too many gals lately and hes taking a break from the softer side of this hard life

So I was Talkin to my good friend Richey and he let me on somethin about this thing called...........
 I said..
Barry-Roubaix..

Richey says..yes
Barry-Roubaix


Whats
Barry-Roubaix?

He said Hey Fonz why dont ya...try somethin different..uno you  kinda been out of the loop for awhile...lifes not all about leather jackets, drag races and gettin to First base with Aloha twins...beside that a thousand of folks cant be wrong and this Rick is a swell guy Not only has he created a fun party like atmosphere, and race that for some is not really a race..and
every year he finds this neato way on how to not let anyone feel left out of the Joy of this incredible event..and of course bring more money and sponsors to an already booming event

The Ebike class
you knew it was coming..stop fighting it...and enjoy the world of electric assist. Giant bicycles USA has proudly stepped up to offer the winner a new top of the E-bike of the winners choice

The Fonz still shaking his head on the E-bike movement..I really think this one should be open to only the handicap individuals..not the fat guys or rich old white dudes

The Classic iron class
this class is the one of the two i am most excited about....ride whatever you want..but it must be pre-1990. all bikes and parts will be throughout checked by some know it all bike shop mechanic guru.

old bikes are cool..i say AYY...

The Trike Class
yes sir..the Trike class, Sun Bicycles has jumped on as the main title sponsor of the race. Only 25 entry's will be available... All though the Fonz aint a fan of whacky ..and he sure doesnt think 3 wheels are cooler than two..but when a Company like Sun bicycles is ready to put the grip ...ayyyyyyyyyyy
All 25 specially designed and equipped trikes will be set up the same so no-one has an un-fair advantage..these bikes will feature that Fat tire style and Srams new mountain E-Tap group. The baskets will be replaced with a special hydration systems sponsored by Founder brewery

Recumbents Only..
The Fonz gave this two thumbs down twice...a wise old man once said if you have to lay down to ride its time to hang em up....

The riders demanded it Rick gave it to them..This event is all about fun. 36 mile killer will thrill even the most staunch lay down cyclists the Midwest knows

Velocity Wheels..
BRX Time trial....from what im hearing...this is for the Elite of the Elite...you solo against the clock..No drafting..(because this is such small entry field..about is big as the womens CX single speed class in Michigan..) 8 spots will be available . and each rider will have or his or hers very own lead E-Bike courtesy of Giant the title sponsor of the E-bike catagory pace them



The Trailer Class
think your up for a real challenge?
15 pull behind trailers will be available at registration. Riders will be expected to carry 1/3 of there body weight for the entire of the Classic 62 killer

thumbs down too goofy for the Fonz...

The IROC Varsity special edition race
Start money is on the line...and Top ranked riders from around the Midwest  will be invited in this first year class. All will compete on identical  equipped original equipment 1979 Schwinn  Varsitys in the 62 Killer..a special IROC trophy will given out to the winner
AYYYYY they dont make em like they used and for the local Hotshoes to pedal around one of these 40 pound gas pipe frames earns respect in the Fonzes book of cool..

The Class for Un Wed Mothers
after influx of women riding comfort bikes with empty Topeak baby seats at last years event, It was only then that The folks decided the 36 mile killer should be open to all ages. Its a great way to get the kids out from in front of the tablet and on two wheels..but this race is a little different ..not wanting to put small seatable children in harms way when the fast guys are yelling on your left..


Ricks got this great idea..35 pound life snobby nose youngsters will accompany the Moms..these are the unique brain child of those wizard at Western Michigans premier robotic team..came up with this...they cry nag, kick and through shit just like your over indulged kids.

whatever

The Strider class
The Strider bicycle company has threw its hat in the ring...and is super stoked to be offering 15 limited edition adult Strider gravel bikes.
This class is an invite only. key riders have already  been chosen by the Gravel aficionado of Miscene for there high ranking participation in other events over the past decade.

Dumb...


Unclass Class..
This is it..no entry fees...no standing line....no free beer pass..no swag bag....
line up after the last class to go off, and finish within top 10% of all 62 milers and receive free entry for life at all Barrys to follow as well as cool crisp 500$

The hardmans race..the true King of dirt Starts here nerds..

Its like News Years i can hardly wait