Four Ugly pieces and one Sweet Bike

Man..
I love that bar tape...unwrap that shit and put it on a set of real bars

no matter how hard i try i just cant behind what Cervelo is laying down here fool..

but then again...

maybe if i was a rich man......

since Ts been stalking the fine fine Cervelo world in search of bikes his old worn out ass could never afford..I ran across this poor soul..

sadly it was raped by a some Cross fit chick in search of the freedom of Barry County..

betcha it steers like shit..

No matter how hard you would flog me 

entice me with the finest drinks

the juiciest cheese burger

Onion rings the size of cake doughnuts

serve me the biggest platter of Sweet tarts

offer me the last bar of chocolate on this earth

and then.. cover me in skin and hair.......

I could never ride a bike with bars like this..and goofy top tube configurations..

call me old and stodgy but ill go to the grave carrying the  double diamond flag..

and whats up with flat pedal movement all of sudden..first it was fat shaming now its wrong to pedal efficiently and quick..

dam..

Somewhere out there..

there is someone that is in love with this ride..

soo much so they are willing to part with 4K Evil-Bay asking price..

Lord there is sucker born every minute fools..

Never have i scene a more well executed clean FS frame..than this

The company that trys harder  hit the style spot fuckin on here haters
i wonder how it rides..

Every fool needs at least one Sweet Bike

I hate this place