1. that number placement
2. those tires
3. too much air
4. the tri hat
5. canti brakes
6, that shouldering technique
7. mugging it up for the second wife while others are vying for a national championship
8. Jeezus christ that number placement.......come on maaaaan
9. fuuuuck what's up with that helmet.........................................

and this guy owns a bike shop..............
come on maaaaan