Wednesday, January 01, 2020
100. JAN 1ST...
99. The scene is engulfed in gravel road banter, as the up coming season looks to be chocked full of options
98.Sometime around late January that Junge kid starts racing
97. 2019 TMS plans to bring the interviews back to a stale over played blog
96. Mother Nature starts dropping weird winter weather all over the state
95. The Phart bike noise starts growing quieter
94. Rumors start grumbling that Johnny Utah will not longer be gracing us with his presence
93. after almost 14 years TMSs grammar still blows
92. Base Media continues to thicken up the team
91. The finest Ers in the Metro Detroit area are kept on there toes thanks to the Lexus Velodrome
90. SIMOMSTER logs 1K and the 2019 edition of LumberJack 100
89. The Coast To Coast gravel ride..race..race..fondo..death march gained steam...
88. KIDA races a local mountain bike race...and doesnt win..
87. The scene sees very little of Colin Snyder
86. By April seemed like the Waterford Worlds and Gratten the only sure thing for the roadies
85. Sunday Mornings are committed to this weird addiction to dead F1 drivers and chicks in bunny masks
84. By mid summer still no Highlander
83. The Young guys head east for National truth
82. That Steve Bromiel guy comes lookin for SpringFling domination
81. its April and Johnny Utah is still here
80. Kevin Collins Breaks another bike
79. Zeeland Crit gets shelved
78. The former State CX champion Ever-rests up a hill in Southern Ohio for more than half a day
77. Then turns around and does it in his basement 5 months later
76. The Fonz doesnt come around much after April
75. The Morning Cranks thicken up the squadra
74. TMS starts and Instagram and makes about as much sense as this blog
73. That Mcbride guy picks up where Hess and Foshag left off
72. No one dies at the Black Ace death crit
71. Luke Mullis disappears again
70. Martin Vecchio stays close to the track
69. That Vanderslagmoreland kid that decimated Zeeland last June nearly wins the Lumberjack
68. The Lil Pony is racing more this year than ever
67. Two days of crit racing on the west-side mid June was a hit!
66. mention a stage race and the Black Ace shows up..this year its the White Hall one
65. MMM was less than stellar
64. Dan Yankus stays close to home but wins when at will
63. BIG RAY wins a Waterford?
62. That Steve Bromiel...was flyin but in typical spring fling old school fashion.....blows his wad by mid May
61. DC turns to the dark side buys alloy bike
60. But never pins a number on
59. The Grayling Giant runs across Michigan
58. TMS has thing with Ebay junk
57. an finds out folks are just plain dumb with there money
56. The Roadking races less than Yankus but still bites just as hard
55. early June and TMS offers up help on Father day ideas
53. The Alma GP opens up registration
52. The Zeeland Crit is added back to the weaken road schedule in the 11th hour
51. The Graying Giant doesn't win the traverse City Iron Man
50. Its May and Johnny Utah is till hanging out in the scene
49. Phart Bikes are nearly dead
48. E-Bikes are coming
47. The Corktown crit gets wiped
46. By mid summer The CX schedule is up and looks solid
45. Miscene TTn is pretty much dead with cancellation of the Willow TT and no real hope of State time trial
44. The Yankee Springs TT draws huge numbers as usual
43. Blog hits are over the top all summer
42. the bot...Big Tit Lovers help out a ton though
41. T doesn't come around much...but when he does he speaks truth..............sorta
40. The way we were premiers on Monday nights sometime in early spring
39. May 29th a ridiculously long post called over and under goes viral with over 2K hits by mid day
38. TMS interviews super fit and super HOT Ally Watts in early spring
39. Days later she files a internet complaint against TMS for using photos without permission
38. The Two Dollar guy goes MIA by mid summer
37. Leadout racing gets a new kit...and instantly Lemmies happy
36. Z-Man finds out the grizzly truth...White men cant jump..hes out for the year
35. The last AAVC race..closes to crickets..as there is no A race
34. Former Barry Roubaix winner Magic man Steve Brojlio shows up and nearly wins Melting Man..then disappears
33. Former world crit Champ Chewberti sets up camp back in the scene, and wins the State crit championship for the second time
32. KidA shows up to Waterford worlds..has everyone biting there nails
31. that Andy G is pretty sudden..
30. Keegan K wins the Port City crit
29. Niki Lauda dies
28. The House of style is rolling..and makes people grumpy for using right clicked pics of there chix
27. The Velodrome continues to create its own weird vibe
26. the 3T vibe is all about a quiet pulse by now
25. Its June and Johnny Utah is still here.....................wtf
24. Barry....................... course records are smashed
23. its now really hard to top 10 Barry
22. thats Ok pick another class any one there are over 100
21. its 2019 and folks still are half wheeling ya
19. The Rose city crit in Jackson gets put on the schedule
18. gets the axe with months
17. Metallica is now lame
16. wearing my 250$ cycling glasses while taking the kids to get waffle cones............its still gay
15. the Waterloo Grit n Gravel promoters still gouging folks...better enjoy while you can...
14. June 1st the Dirty Doughnut gravel ride..race..fondo appears promoted by old school TMS fan Dan F
13. The Rust Shaker gets put on the calendar the same day as the famous Yankee Springs TT ...jeeez
12. Yankus takes down that runner guy from Ann Arbor and Tenslehoft at the HellKat 100
11. The Grayling Giant made it 7 in a row at Mud Sweat and tears
10. June 1 - The Waterford Races June 29 - Port City Criterium July 13 - Detroit Cycling Championships August 3 - Cherry Roubaix Road Race August 25 - Debaets Devos Criterium..that was road race calendar for 2019
9. Corey Stange is still around..sorta
8. Gravel racers go aero..with there bars..number plates...thats a no no no
7. Multiple scandals hit the scene
6. Watching porn after cumming is like eating gum after the taste has gone...dam Tom Clarke is funny
5. Timmy Saari is racing like its 2009
4. Neff or The Missell ..Missy hands down
3. KidA wins that Mountain Bike race in Wisco and nets some solid grip and gains momentum to a goal
2. That Judah kid can bunny hop like a mofo
1. Acker rides like a Badass at ICEMAN........................
N+1
- folks come out of the woodwork on everything from gravel bikes to recumbent for the last minute State Time trial championship..Junge wins the 1/2 race..unfortunately he is the the only one registered
-0.. Junge has over 70 races in his legs by December 31st..
-2. Old man Sprint king Hess goes MIA for 2019
-3. Scotty pulls the cross campaign plug
-4. The Grayling Giant and KIDA duel to the death at PeaktoPeak
-5. Kroske is MIA most of the year
-6. Johnny Utah leaves the building.........
-7. The Evil-Dude disappears
-9...Burke hides most of the fall only to surface early November and rides unchallenged to a record setting set of state CX titles
-10 KIDA wins ICEMAN..............
-11.the scene loses another hero-friend-and all around great human
thanks scene for giving the scene motivation................
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