1.Canti, Caliper, and V-brakes..like your eye-site going bad you dont know how awful it is until you try new specs
2. Visors should be an option on all Helmets
3. Small flashing lights should be standard on all Helmets
4. Trying to chomp down those dry energy bars on longs rides is archaic
5. Who would of thought in Y2K riding a bike would be like playing video games
6. Dropped seat stays are rad
7. Some folks are sure logging a ton of miles
8. Some folks now have zero direction
9.  Pepperoni pizza is pretty fuckin awesome
10. Learn to ride a wheelie...it will make you smile
11. Tubeless tire technology is pretty fuckin nice right now
12. Are all those Instagram gals..really making any money?
13. Its good to know that washing your hands is as popular as eating ass now..
14. Boy gas prices are pretty fuckin cheap.............too bad you got no-where to go..
15.drink more water................cuz i know none of you do