1. People eat carry out more than you think..
2..and shit twice as much as you ever imagined ...
3. coffee at home must taste like piss............
4. People just discovered going for walks.......
5. Dogs are loving there family more than ever
6.  and are either gonna get fit or die of heart attacks
7.  Pokemon go users are on suicide watch
8.  Chicks are posting more selfies, and tit and ass shots are on the rise..
9.  Only fan pages prices have drop drastically..............
10.Livers are getting more use than ever before
11. Betty Crocker cant produce enough Hamburger Helper
12. Common sense is at a all time low
13. Art Van saw the future..
14. Small business are hurting,
15.  Big and Odd lots has been deemed essential







fuck it..here are a few more

16. Increase your chance of getting the virus by riding trails at a blistering pace with all the other lunk heads on vacation....not smart people...........oh..yea i forgot you never fall down...
17. Domestic Violence is on the rise...................wow really??
18. Ramen Noodles seem to be the most sought after meal.
19. Everyone loves cheese
20, No Michigan bottle and can refunds are being accepted..boy and you the ditches were  full before
21. Social distancing? ..Yea sure..............Tell those 12 kids that are loitering at the skate park today..
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life as we know it today